TWITTER MASS LAYOFFS

YOU DID THIS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
I'VE BEEN A JANNY AT TWITTER FOR OVER A DECADE
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Not my problem

>NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
get a real job

Have they considered learning to code?

They should better switch their attention to learn themselves some coding

They pay their jannies?
No wonder the place is falling to shit.

>WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Dedicate your life in service of Jesus Christ

>oh no!
>Anyway...

Maybe if they spent more time weeding out the bots off the platform and radical leftist moderators of content, they would be more profitable. TLDR; they did it to themselves and I have no sympathy for those who are subject to the predictable consequences of their own actions.

Boo-hoo bitch lmao

>and maintaining a falsely inflated stock price at the expense of....
Hahahahahahahahahahah

Learn To Code!
Oh wait.
Hahahahahahahahha

>When severance and unemployment end, that's it
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING XIXSTERS
I will be on a 24/7 Discord call for emotional support and venting

Learn to co..........oh.

Oh how sad. Cry more. Suppressing free speech has a price!

Yay

Well, since the SCOTUS just bitch slapped the commies at the EPA maybe it's time to learn to mine coal.

>pretends we have choice in these matters
nope

Mass lay offs are about to start happening in every job sector. These young fags don't understand was recession means. Basically nobody is buying anything because gas and food is too high, this causes a chain reaction.

>Mass lay offs are about to start happening in every job sector.
This. The train wreck has almost started.

Good. I hope Twitter goes out of business. Fuck all of you who worked there.

they should learn to coal mine.

It's likely not the techs that are being laid off. It's the marketing department, the social media coordinators, and other useless hangers-on. Just a guess, but that's how I'd do it.

>block selling vested stock
lmao how is this legal?

aww man that friggin suckss

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and the same way they were smiling about censoring conservatives and right leaning voices, is the same way i am smiling now. =]

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She should learn some English before getting into coding.

Based. Get fucked ex-janny

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Not my problem. Learn an actual skill

Does ingrid johnson code? How is she a senior technical recruiter.

we need more jannies around here so that the jannies can have subjannies to tell to clean it up

Imagine wanting compensation in stock lmaoo.

Govern me harder daddy!

Hmmm.. I wonder if it had anything to do with them being in the red for fucking ages because they are so dead set on pushing ideology over making a good product.

I agree with this anonymous user

Gavin Newsom will give them more stimulus checks.

People that produced no value and spent years actively undermining the quality of the product are upset that they fucked their company to the point of layoffs. Dumbasses.

you know what to do

daily reminder that if you don't have direct title to your share holdings, they don't belong to you :^)

but more seriously, equity compensation is a major part of working for a globohomo software mill - it's the carrot that keeps the donkeys churning out code. Nuking vested-but-not-sold shares like this is a recipie for causing a mass exodus because the calculated value of every employee share is now 0

wait, what?
i'm behind on this news. did E officially pull out?

get fucked nigger

>technical recruiter
she rubber-stamps or rejects CVs based on the results of a script that someone with actual brains wrote

Amen, brother.

At least they already know how to code

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They’ll get 4k a month in unemployment benefits for 2 years. Hardly what they’re used to but not the end of the world.