You shoot up a July 4th parade and get arrested. This is your judge.
What do you do?
You shoot up a July 4th parade and get arrested. This is your judge
Levi Nguyen
Elijah Smith
Damn, the bitch even has anal lube on her bench.
Daniel Williams
May I approach, your honor?
Samuel Rivera
proceed to suck her feminine penis
Connor Cox
looks like a ghoul. pass
Christopher Barnes
Most women after 40 do.
Michael Morales
I start crying cause I know this judge takes like 4 years to select the jury
Noah Sanders
Memorise every inch of her so I can hate-wank during my prison sentence
Justin Brown
Shout Allah Akbar and detonate my implanted bomb
Ian Sullivan
ALL RISE
Evan Johnson
I doubt that fag is going to do much of anything.
David Hall
jerk off under the table and shoot ropes on the floor for jannie to clean up every day of the trial
Jace Martinez
>Get arrested.
I can't relate.
Ian Hall
Im sowwie mommy judgie i wont do it again but only if i can squeeze mommy milkies
Joseph Hughes
Jordan Martin
Tell that court that you identify as a gender fluid trans-person feminist.
And that you only did it because you were protesting against white supremacy.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
>judge: "INNOCENT. CASE DISMISSED."
Ryder Wood
>Judge bitch, no disrespect, but me and you is straight FUCKIN
Christian Long
Samuel Gray
WHAT IS THAT THING
Luis Kelly
newfag
Angel Thomas
i would lift my gentleman hat and give her my best flirt face and then say:
milady judge, i pledge innocence to the accusation of petty crime but i do pledge guilty to being quite aroused by your stunning beauty. please allow me to pursue you my honorably lady. i would then naruto run towards her.
Landon Rivera
your only shot is to activate her monkey brain for loyalty by fucking her