NPC

Zi vil date NPC women.
Zi vil not procriate.
Vi vill record your sex sessions.

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>Zi vil date NPC women.
Already do. Can't escape it.

>Zi vil date NPC women.
>NPC
>women
Choose one

>modest summer dress
>cross necklace
>cute enough face
>normal size of even petite, not ham planet
>no unnatural hair colors, irregular piercings, or tattoos
9/10 I would date. That's just a still frame of a whole video, I'm sure she is a nice girl otherwise. I'll take her NPC ass over some mentally ill roastie who will freak out the moment I start blasting Ns.

I recognize her. I think she has some dance channel with her husband or whatever. She's kinda cute though. Surprised since her bf looks like a caveman

Also fuck off back you sub human

ah yes, Venice
anti-pickpocket fanny pack in front of you
pickpocket rats around every corner in that place

Here's your non-npc gf.

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watch the video, shes literally playing an Oblivion NPC...

10/10 humor, yould impregnate!

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actually funny.. nice

She looks cute.

When she cheers for the statue she looks like a kotor npc
Cute tho

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kek i know i had seen this bitch before from something related to npcs

it's her

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I love her anons she's so cute

PONDEROUS CHOCOLATER

oblivion npcs don't wave their arms, filthy casual memeflaggot tard newkike

You faggots fall in love with anything that looks uncanny valley. Nasim. Greta. Chink bitches. Real dolls. This thing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

Sometimes fake things, in trying hard to be like the real thing, become more real than something that is real

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Yeah thats her, doesn't look trad at all in these. Just showing off the soulless NPC style, I almost died of cringe. Good find

That's a testament to how terrible modern women are, I guess, that even a wooden emotionless puppet would be considered superior to some fat, tattooed, badly dressed, vulgar whore who have had 20 nigger dicks in her.

"date with a npc" "npc woman" you and your enormous garbage reddit speaking have to go back

Are swedish women noutorius foe taking BBC? Its a disgusting act and i would kill my cousin or sister if i ever found out she had sex outside of marriage

What if puppets had more emotion than people?

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guilty