Anything weird happen to you lately? its only been 3 days after cern and there's been strange activity in my life...

I had a strange dream where God told me he was going to help me find a a wife. It seemed very vivid.

Same friend. It feels like the world has been upside down for me the last few days.

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All the electronics in my house have been on the fritz all week. The cable, A/C, even the oven has started acting wonky.

user, there isnt enough energy in the entire galaxy to create and sustain a wormhole to transport all of earth to another universe and keep it in orbit and also have nobody notice it. Also, if a black hole was even made from the collision it would be microscopic and either consume the entire earth (by which we'd all be dead, and we're not) or almost instantly fizzle out.

jake the snake had a python in the old timeline. now it's a king cobra.

I've been a bit hornier. That's about it.

I'm about to get my dream job that seemed out of reach forever. Best timeline

someone call cern and tell them to shut it down. this user has all the answers.

You believe cern bullshit you are an idiot. Black holes?

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You're thinking about this all wrong. The entire Earth isn't shifting, just our consciousness.

>B.but user! Consciousness is a product of the material.

Wrong. Consciousness is a product of information interacting with itself. The LHC needs only to send a packet of information through time in order to affect ALL consciousness in a relative temporal frame.

Are ya constipated little fella?

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REMOVE ALL THE IDOLS!

1 KINGS 15
11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the Lord, as did David his father.

12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

13 And also Maachah his mother, even her he removed from being queen, because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa destroyed her idol, and burnt it by the brook Kidron.

LEVITICUS 26:1
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the Lord your God.

LEVITICUS 26
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;

28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.

29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

31 And I will make your cities waste, and bring your sanctuaries unto desolation, and I will not smell the savour of your sweet odours.

32 And I will bring the land into desolation: and your enemies which dwell therein shall be astonished at it.

33 And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste.

2 CORINTHIANS 6:16
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

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I had a dream where I was presented with like a parable about modern society, and at the end of it a loud voice said to me 'welcome to the show'. It happened on the day of the CERN shit powering up

that's actually quite heroic deed, he's eating quran to stop islam