ALASKA BECOMING RUSSIA AGAIN

Putin's MPs threaten to TAKE BACK Alaska from the US as revenge if the West uses seized Russian assets to help rebuild Ukraine
Are you ready burgers?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10990619/Putins-lapdog-MPs-threaten-Alaska-US.html

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this would be a timeline i'd like to witness

So these guys honestly need to chill. They’ll be lucky if they can wrap up this Ukraine stuff by the end of next year.

I would move to Alaska in a heart beat

these captchs fucking suck

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they also threatened to nuke the planet if we gave interfered in their invasion

Alaska was part of Russia?

only tankies line china explain yourself

Good luck with that, they can't even take a third world shithole next to their country.

dumbass nigger i hope you get snapped up by a crocodile retarded poofta

It was sold to the mutts but I guess since he's a russian he can't wrap his brain around the concept of a treaty or any other such mechanism used by civilized humans.

Yeah NATO are pussies, I’ll probably capture Washington and rename it Gayjewville

like the Russians can take Alaska from our northern rednecks with guns and our weaponized grizzlies

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Put your spear down, Jamal.

Hilarious. Even Putin isn't that crazy.

But we'll give him Sarah Palin. No charge.

do it faggot. Well? We're waiting.

Getting real tired of all this Russian shit talking.

>W-well really do it this time, im serious!
Its time to put up or shut up.

Thanks for the analysis Chang.

I agree. We should move to Alaska before it happens.

kek. Americans act tough, but we all know you'd nothing (it won't happen though).
Americans are notorious for being all bark no bite.

I hear leafs need some freedom...

Operation Anchorage, but in real life?

Yes the russians sold it peanuts thinking it was worthless artic tundra March 30, 1867.

Fucking retard ass slav fucking shit, you faggots sold us that land and your acting like a bunch of fucking pavement apes straight off the boat out of apefrica because you can't get your way, maybe we should finally test whether you have balls and start off seeing if you fuckers still have nukes or whether MAD is still in effect by glassing Moscow off the face of the planet.

>has aggressively invaded numerous countries
>has used biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons
>been at war for +90% of it's history

Nobody loves a war as much as us man.

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Oookay, have fun with that.