This is it boys! This is war! WW3 has started and your being drafted into your countries military. What branch do you join and what job do you want to do and why? If you're draft dodging how do you do it?
>American >US Navy >Either naval intelligence officer or maintaining weapons and ammunition. I broke my leg and ankle so I can't go into combat and those jobs probably have less retards in them.
I wouldn't draft dodge, but if I wanted to I'd find a black officer and call him a nigger. Easy dishonorable discharge.
The collaborator guerilla forces. I will never fight for the gay shit our government does. If there is a coup by someone based I guess the chairforce since I would rather die in freefall than in a ditch being run over by a tank.
Austin Richardson
>I'd find a black officer and call him a nigger They would just send you to positivity training for a day.
Charles Foster
I would tell everyone to subscribe to pewdiepie and then shoot everyone around me
Justin Russell
god that girl has that flabby frail saggy boobs thin stringy hair receding hairline stem degree lanky forward head posture dad wears glasses mousey ran cross country in middle school phenotype
where are they from these types of girls, ethnically speaking? Germany?
Burning the flag is actually in the USA Flag Protocol. If it touches the ground or anything dirty you are supposed to burn it. That is why watching people in the middle east burn the flag is hilarious. They are ironically pro-american.
Would unironically rather join Russia than fight for my own country's government. I hope Brussels gets wiped off the face of the planet and all WEF collaborators get what they deserve.
Connor Miller
Can confirm. An absolute dream job in the forces. Killing birds and stray pitbulls off the runway is the most fun shit ever. most laidback job and absolutely hilariously low stress
Landon Wilson
You would get Klauss but the rest of the WEF are just business leaders from all around the world. Would have to get 'em in Davos at the right time.
Samuel Diaz
>draft man knocks on my door >gets shot from the treeline across the field >already lost more troops by trying to recruit me than they would have gained
Benjamin Williams
I already work for mil contractor so I'll be stateside jodying your wives
Jaxon Bennett
I do this for the army as an officer.
Samuel Allen
Do this for the army as an officer.
Blake Hill
Do you like it? Story?
Ryder Thomas
I can run swim jump. Tell me what to do I'm bored as fuck
