NIGGER FIGHT

I might have to street fight a nigger tonight lads.

It'll 100% be one-on-one, no weapons (if I even see a second person or something in the big empty parking lot, I'm dipping).

Any tips? I understand I'm risking my life because he might do a nigger-tier move where if he somehow wins the fight by luck he'll start stomping at my unconscious face until I die, but this is about my honor, I can't pussy out.

>i'm slightly taller than him but only by like 2 inches so it doesn't really matter
>we've armwrestled before and i was stronger but again i don't think i'm *that* much stronger so it shouldn't really matter
>i do have a 30lb weight advantage
>he has more fight experience than me, I haven't been in a fight in quite a while while he gets into them often

How do I win? I have a weight advantage so I'm thinking of grabbing his arm when he punches, if I can get him on the ground and under me I think it'll be an easy win. Or maybe just go for a knockout punch - Don't know if that's feasible, niggers have have fast twitch reflex so grappling him to the ground might be better. Fuck, I don't know.

Advice lads?

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go be a nigger somewhere else. nigger

Call the cops saying he's trying to rob you.

1. Do not under any circumstances fight on concrete
2. Do not come alone, are you fucking retarded? Have someone watch from afar
3. If he plays dirty;
Brutalize him as much as possibl. Try break limbs, kick him in the knee caps, eye gouge, throat bunch, chest stomps etc.

>any tips?
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>It'll 100% be one-on-one

Yeah, no it won't. You'll show up alone, he won't.

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Throw in a few early leg kicks user he won’t expect it. Good luck and god speed

OP is just jealous of all his hats

If he fights more your fucked

Enjoy your gunshot wounds.
Your epitaph will simply be "He relaxed."

>It'll 100% be one-on-one, no weapons (if I even see a second person or something in the big empty parking lot, I'm dipping).
i see you've never fought with a nigger before

You better bring some people just in case. But you're the one who wants to affirm a fucking nigger. Just to watch.

Don't do it. You'll end up seriously injured or dead...

Palm Heel Strikes are easier / safer than punches, reasonably effective.

Body Blows aren’t all that great, go for the Solar Plexus if you must.

Check out clinch-and-knee strike or brachial-and-knee-strike. Your legs are your most powerful asset, although kicking can and will fuck your balance.

If using elbow strikes, hip rotation is your key asset.

Learn how to block / cover your head with your forearm. Learn an basic boxing stance.

All in all you’re kinda in for a bad time if this dude has any idea how to fight since you don’t and shit takes time to develop muscle memory.

You can block most looping punches by covering that side of the head with your forearm. Aim for speed and tightness, a bunch of clinch and clinch fighting rather than big stupid swings. You can try letting him always go forward while you punish his overagression with timid straight punches(also so you won't end up always just going back looking for counters)

If your in the right mindset, as in your focused on absolutely demolishing the nigger you will win and even be able to not feel pain as much. Go berserk user and good job defending your honor. Show that nigger how a chimp out is done

this, i can't emphasize this enough , do NOT fucking go there alone you putz. like the other guy said, also DON'T FIGHT ON CONCRETE. take it to a grassy area, this is for both of your benefits. if you catch a fist in the jaw and go lights out, you're dead or a vegetable when your head hits the ground at full speed. keep your hands up and never take your eyes off him. don't cross your feet if you're circling, this puts you off balance and one jab could knock you over. if you've got 30 lbs on him, you should be trying to get close and get him on the ground so you're on top. your elbows and knees are the hardest parts of your body. if you get on top, drop a couple elbows in his face but watch for his legs/knees coming up from behind to nail you in the back. most importantly, how's your stamina? because that will likely determine who wins the fight. good luck user and, again, DON'T SHOW UP ALONE

Pop him fast in the chin. I've heard bruthazz have glass jaws.

Tongue-punch his fart box and you'll win every time

Know that he's going to bring friends, that's how niggers roll as they have no honor. Probably guns as well.

Wtf are you saying? You think he knows your gibberish? You think he has time to google your gay shit?

you're retarded for trusting a nigger, you're either getting jumped, shot or stabbed tonight.

What dumb bullshit is this?
>muh honor
>can't pussy out
It's literally a nigger. Who fucking cares? Pick your battles, retard.

Bring a weapon. They bring friends.

Can't, already text messages of us beefing showing we're gonna fight. They'll look thru the record
Grow balls
>Do not under any circumstances fight on concrete
Too late for that
Nah trust me, I'm not a retard, it'll be 1v1, he's far away from anyone he knows
If I see gun I dip
This is why shitskins take our women
>nooo don't fight have no honor when someone disrespects you
I'm going alone AND it'll be on concrete lmao
Might take the fight to the field just in case actually, good point
Thanks for the first actual advice ITT, will keep that in mind

This absolutely.
Either bring friends or a weapon for assurance. If you think that nigger is showing up alone, you’re a retard and maybe actually should get what’s coming to you.

I know him well and he's in a city away from his hometown with 0 connections here, it's 1 on 1.
You have no balls, get cucked in the future pussy

>30lb weight advantage
TAKE IT TO THE GROUND CHOKE HIM OUT

my advice about your footwork and stamina was actually the first real advice ITT. you're completely fucked, lad.

Never ever ever trust a niggers word.

This guy probably had better advice than me d e s u.

Whatever you do don't not not not not not not not not shoot him right when you hop out of your car

nah I have plenty balls when it's not retarded bullshit on the line. kys wigger

bitch you won't see the gun or knife until its too late

You are fucked if you are going alone....bring your friends

niggers can't rassle, take his flailing chimp ass to the ground

You are stupid and are going to get yourself killed.

All fights are fights to the death. One side chooses to allow the other side to live.

Wear gloves at least!
>punches nigger
>splits knuckles on thick skull
>Gets aids and monkeypox

Your weight and reach advantage are all but useless if you've never trained any combat sports.

bro you're obviously a child- fuck off. damage is permanent and imagine getting injured willingly over some trivial short term shit buh a sub 90 ~IQ retard.

.t been in too many fights when i was young like yourself

I kekked, but I count 9 nots which renders this shitty-ass advice.

Blacks hit faster and more often, but whites generally have greater strength. And it sounds like you're stronger than him already. So hit hard and make it count. Grappling sounds like it would put you at an advantage, but grappling comes with risks. Be mindful of cheap shots and tricks the whole time and if he tries them, destroy him. Get mad and mean, pulverize him.

Grab his pant legs and yoink them. The more you step back while doing this the higher chance you'll have to swing his skull onto the ground.