Don't Eat Vegan Burger

They want to poison us!

That thing is 2 hours after eating a vegan burger and it's the most gooey stuff I have touched.

It's sticky and it stays in suspension while in water.

The whole thing is strange.

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this is what they plan not only food

Why did you do this to us?

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Warning you about the danger of fake meat.

You are welcome.

Where's your GermanShitShelf™ inspection toilet? Your doing it wrong. ( I know that's not dapoooz) kek, patent pending

It has soi in it. Of course I won't eat it.

My sister in law made plant based tacos for all the kids last Friday. She didn’t say a word. Just thought it would be healthier or whatever. They all took one bite and spit them out. Not a single kid out of the 9 could tolerate them. One grabber the whole tray and demanded they be thrown out immediately. She was crying worse than the kids.

So im confused did you shit in the platic container or on the floor. Also why are you touching it. And i guess when you where done groping and fondling your own shit you dumped it in the toilet.

Either way its totally something i would suspect from Columbia.

And yes TY for letting me know vegan burgers make you shit nasty goo in 2 hours.

Are you handling your own shit user?

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Its heavily processed goy slop

This will fix the problem.

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THIS delirious psychotic schizophrenic is handling his own diarrhea, and basically youre fucking retarded. how? just watch this short thread before its deleted

I throw my vomit that I collected in a tupperware in the toilet where it belongs.

Feel so sick of this vegan garbage

What the fuck is this? What is this? OP please for the love of god don't tell me you intentionally shit in a plastic container just to play with your own shit, then throw it on the floor. Did you throw it up? Both are fucking insane and why the fuck would you play with it?

Tried the McPlant and it was actually pretty good. What now?

ohhh ok its vomit
i guess thats better than shit, if only marginally
is your name jhann by any chance

Are you playing with your shit OP?

Jeez. I figure some of those crap can be salvage-able with some proper seasoning and other flavor enhancers. Sadly that type of food prepping seems like a dying art nowadays. coincidentally, lots of vegetarian friends/associates of mine aren't very keen on cooking good-tasting food. Lots of bland tasting shit.

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IT HAS 30MG OF ESTROGEN WHICH IS MORE THAN A SEX CHANGE SHOT MONTHLY

well obviously you have to shit it into a bowl, pick through it with your hands and take pictures, then subject all of us to it via a new thread
cmon dont you want to be infamous on Any Forums? this guys post is gonna be spammed in Any Forums humor threads forever
im tempted to cross post it to /ck/ just to see what they think

Underrated

Did you play with your doo doo? Cmon man!

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Unironically I tried a bite. Tasted like taco. She did a good job masking it. But I’ll take the kids reaction as the warning never to try it again.

>THIS delirious psychotic schizophrenic
You are making me question my sanity...

>ohhh ok its vomit
Yes it's better right?

>Are you playing with your shit OP?
When I was kid YES, and I was an artist.

>IT HAS 30MG OF ESTROGEN WHICH IS MORE THAN A SEX CHANGE SHOT MONTHLY
I don't believe you, they won't sell that stuff to us. That would be illegal or something.

KEK

No it's vomit relax, everything is cool

That stuff isn't really vegan, it just says it on the box so vegans will buy it and stop shitting their pants all the time. All it is is ground up psyllium husks, a plant.

That shouldn't be there, we need a professional toilet cleaner to take a look at this, is there a polish man itt?

Yes i will believe the rambling psychotic schizophrenic allegedly playing with his feces.
Do meatcucks really ???