Why don’t you have babies?

Couldn't afford a ticket to Phillipines to impregnate bar girls.

Why though?

FUCK THOSE RECTANGULAR BLANKETS they give you for your newborn, fucking impossible to swaddle. If you dont have them already, get yourself some of the Halo sleep-sacks with the little velcro wings for swaddling. expensive but worth it. also congrats user.

Yea no lol am busy with work and vidya

Already had one. Wife had to get emergency hysterectomy during birth and I almost ended up a widowed dad at 28. We'd like another but I need to pray on it and figure out what form it will take, between adoption and surrogacy.
Home school your kids, by the way.

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Home school. You have 5 or 6 years to prepare.

My main advice although cliche is as real as it gets. Cherish every single moment because it goes so fast.

I don't have a wife. When I get a wife I'll have babies with her

Hospital blankets suck
I’m glad your wife is still us user that’s a blessing in itself

I worked out an indefinite wfh agreement, so that’s the goal for now. I studied math and physics but never got too into teaching, but would like to learn how to do so effectively

These last 2 years have shown me how true that can be, it’s really sad

saving money to raise him properly

my top tip is to get yourself a supply of disposable puppy training pads. just a disposable little sheet with an absorbent topside and waterproof underside, so nothing leaks through. slip one underneath your newborn for every single diaper change because they will have projectile diarrhea while you're changing them at the *most* inconvenient time possible. keep a couple by the bassinet, a couple in the travel diaper bag.

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I am sterile.

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I can't find one

My mild autism, mostly. My genes are too shit to raise a child that could turn out even more retarded than me. I would possibly birth a son that'll be a permavirgin or a daughter that'll fuck niggers. I'd rather just give up my straightness and go for cute trannies in a relationship to die with AIDS early in life. It's my one and only way to have a happy cope.

Cause I haven't found a woman who wants to have sex and raise a family with me.
Also, I would love to raise a baby, just I can't afford it.

i tried to date for 4 years but i literally couldnt find any decent women + living is too expensive

I'm not married yet.

I'm incredibly grateful. We met in high school, and I've never even thought of anyone else in a romantic way. If she died I would probably not pursue anyone for the rest of my life.
That's good. I just got a work from home job as well after losing my last job suddenly. My wife and I are both former teachers. We were so disgusted with the current education system we quit for me to pursue a real job and for her to be a full time wife and mother.

God hates us and the women around choose to abort them. /thread

I have pets instead. I chose to ruin my carpets instead of my life.
I also believe in Karma and I have made quite a bit of fun of the retarded... Also I am a selfish womanizing man whore and have trashed every healthy relationship that I have ever had. Any babies that I didnt have should consider themselves lucky.

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I build intelligent machines.
My 'children' will likely extinct your children.
Why on Earth would I put my faith in mere flesh to carry my ideas into the future?
Talk sense, human.

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I don't know, why should I? I just don't want children. I'm fine.