Brit/pol/ - "Et tu, Boris?" edition

>Minister for Housing and Communities Michael Gove MP has been fired
Various live feeds:
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62048657
news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-live-updates-pm-fighting-for-political-life-after-sunak-and-javid-quit-12593360
theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/06/boris-johnson-rishi-sunak-sajid-javid-resignations-uk-politics-live-latest

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Look

Basically I'm just gonna not do it (resign)
I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.....
It's just that I'm not gonna resign is all!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH

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Boris is going to be a one man band by tomorrow

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maybe he can blame it on long covid

he better self identify as a woman and call everyone transphobic

BYE BYE MICHAEL

Serves him right for putting a bunch of roasties and shitskins in his cabinet. What business do they have in a Tory government?

LMFAO

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VILLAIN ARC HAS BEGUN

wtf is wrong with this bread? It's as dead as a dodo.

Boris is sleeping and firing people in his dreams

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There was another one made before it:

everyone's in the other bread

Would smash Belle Delphine up the shitter desu..
She probably wouldn't be up for it under normal circumstances..but I'd get her worked up by slipping a finger or thumb in first..

Can someone put this image through faceapp please. I want a worried looking Rishi.

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Why not have the faggot groomer molest gove until he quits instead?

#backboris
we can't let red team win

posting this again because it was the most retarded take i've seen on brin/pol/ for a long while

you cannot be this retarded.
Boris is the most pro-Ukraine spacker in parliament, he's sent billions of Gucci gear.
You'd have to be so unhinged from reality to think he's a Russian asset.

Is the UK collapsing in real time?

what happens if there is a GE lads? will Kier finally be PM?
fucking kek

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REMINDER:
Gove set a record as being the first cabinet minister to be sacked by THREE PMs!
Cameron, May and Johnson!

go away nigger

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no, just the corrupt zog

only if you watch the news. change the channel and it's green and pleasant as per normal

>in real time
As opposed to?

might do an art larp again

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That is his worries face though.

>Is the UK collapsing in real time?

only the Tories are

No, she's getting ready to be reborn like the phoenix.

WILL BORIS SURVIVE?
poal.me/eyv3r3

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far from it my fat mexican friend, it's pure comedy from our government

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id eat that

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Mogg is in serious cope mode right now.

>Boris is the most pro-Ukraine spacker in parliament, he's sent billions of Gucci gear.
UK's involvement in Ukraine was always a deflection from his own fuck ups.
"Look guys we can't change leadership now! We're in a war!"

>green
It’s a work in progress Barrett home development are working as hard as they can do remedy this issue.

>pleasant
Lmao.

britpol is moving so fast no one will notice I listen to babymetal

didn't she just do blacked porn that got spammed on here? I highly doubt she'd be squeamish about anal

The country isn't much better at the moment because of how retarded they've run it for the last 20-30 years. Accelerated the downward trend in the previous two years though.

Honestly, I'm starting to like him.

twitter.com/Smyth_Chris/status/1544784987618164736

>Senior No 10 source putting a positive spin on struggles to fill vacant ministerial posts: "Maybe this is a good opportunity to slim down government. We are focusing on delivering and the economy and this is an opportunity to do less better”

LOL

still not the work of a Russian asset
I live in the country. all good and all white here.

his dick is vastly longer and thicker than mine, fml.

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>Hooters
Fried eggs more like.

You listen to babymetal!? LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT GUYS

nonce

how the fuck do you develop your art style

where's eddie when i need him

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you're gay

The country is become more divided by the day, and we are spending all of our tax money on a losing battle in Ukraine. Meanwhile comrade Jinping looks on waiting for the right moment to pounce, when we are spread too thin to do anything about it

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>hairy legs
>manly face
>bulge
you can touch but you can't play

The liberal Jewish Tory party are the only thing in between literal Banutu Robert magube Bolshevism implemented by BAME labour. It’s like a choice between HIV or Parkinson’s.

t. English voter in 2018

they can't be serious

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you need to turn off the idiotbox mate

>level 3 NPCs
>level 1 normies

This is good. You're on to something with this level shit..
Meme this into mainstream culture and the zoomer kids will love it. They will WANT to be level 5 red-pilled and actively mock and categorise the normies for their levels in NPC shit..
You may just save society with this user.

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4 special brew, 12 streaky rashers, strawbs, 2 scotch eggs, 2 Goodfellas, 4 wispa yoga, 2 gu, cranberry - 25 quid. Without discounts £37.. are we living in Canada?

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Simple answer no.

Realistically life will go on as per normal despite the drama and other hiccups, but it will be shit for the Tories and Labour will need a leadership change if Keith fails to make significant gains from this opportunity.

This was the same line they used for cutting the civil service, they even got rid of grad scheme.

>bulge
thats a full on stiffy are you blind?

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>having my balls cut off is a great opportunity to exercise my arsehole!

>buying reduced food
lol

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that lady has a bigger willy than me

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I made 35 pickled eggs for £5 yesterday
shop smart

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>all good and white here
That’s a lie. Again even if wasn’t which it is the clock is ticking the average age of your boomer village is probably about 70 the clock is ticking 10 years and your new neighbours will be Mohammed and Mgugbu,

return of DOMCUM when?

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Is Dominic Ra'ab still standing?

How the fuck does he keep getting hired?

that's not a stiffy mate, most normal men's penises are like that
isn't yours?

It's a charade, he plays the fall guy for the party.