ALL ENERGY EXPORTS TO EU STOPS THIS MONTH

Whatever. Pump raw sewage back to Russia using that pipeline.

They are doing something, destroying Europe (again), and it's going fantastic!

>SAVE US AMERICA
So now you like us?

Based

Westoids deserve it
Shouldn't have sent heavy weapons.

why should we give a shit about this conflict at all.
America should’ve stayed entirely neutral.

If the Germans are so cucked that they won't produce their own energy, then they deserve to die.

Attached: 1656115483064.jpg (400x400, 37.62K)

>All electric
>Doesn't make any of the shit you would need to do that in the first place

Like usual you'd get involved in the end, when its time for a mop-up. On the winning side, needless to say.

I hate Europe

two more

Fucking hope not tired of cleaning up after you chuckle fucks start killing each other once again.

kek the euroslimes are really calling daddy USA for help against big bad Russia after calling us useless mutts for all this time.
what has Ukraine ever done for us? Why should we care?

good. i fucking hate the EU and want to see them suffer

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
We can survive selling to asia.
Whats your exit strategy?

Attached: 1657127725850.png (720x811, 1.46M)

>Like usual you'd get involved in the end, when its time for a mop-up. On the winning side, needless to say.
So it will be a Russia-China-US alliance, then?

They have no choice but to burn the coal.

We arent, we have made deals with Qatar, Kuwait and Israel. You are really not needed

>stone age 2: all electric bugaloo

>NOOOOO WE CAN'T JUST PRODUCE OUR OWN ENERGY BECAUSE uhhhhhh

Yes, we shall make petroleum based products with electricity instead

Time to get an Au Pair

aupair.com/

Sitting in the dark wondering if they’ll freeze to death before they starve?

Because we dont have oil and gas?

How will it get here when all the tankers are busy taking gas to China?

>NOOOOO WE CAN'T JUST PRODUCE OUR OWN ENERGY BECAUSE uhhhhhh
Because of the climate, silly

It's february, winter is almost over. We'll be fine.
If we're really hurting for it we'll just have the yanks send over fuel trucks or jerry cans to meet the demand.

europe already burned most of their coal away

Unironically yes.
That was the plan all along anyway.
>Biden makes a deal with Putin
>USA start proxy war in Ukraine with Russia.
>gullible EU sanctions the energy and raw materials provider.
> ???
>divide the plunder and live another 100 years in prosperity.

Can't wait to hear them bitch and moan how cold it is this winter. Watch the rapeugees suddenly self deport (or feast on the frozen remains of the indigenous populations)

Most tankers are not busy going to China, in fact most are busy sending oil to South Asian countries

Not my problem, we already stopped Russian imports 3 months ago

If eu wants gas so much Europe can just extract shale gas

Didn't Krautbros just declare nuclear and gas to be "green" so they can use it again?
Basically, make sure they're "following the rules" by just changing the rules?

Good, Europeans get what they deserve.

Attached: 1657120321143.gif (500x300, 351.63K)

lmao if putin continues with these shenanigans, even Polish coal mines will become profitable again.
Thanks Putin, what an unexpected favor from you.
pic related, stock price of a major Polish coal mine
the hike started on Feb 24

Attached: Bez tytułu.png (752x525, 27.98K)

NOT
OUR
PROBLEM

Attached: 1631505838456.jpg (1067x592, 43.15K)

lotta good shutting all those nuclear power plants did for you Germany
I would expect this short-sightedness from a Balkan country, but not from the “smart” Germans.
>rely on a potentially hostile foreign power for all your energy
>foreign power attacks a country you shouldn’t care about
>randomly get involved for no reason
>suffer
lololol