Brit/pol/ - tree whisperer edition

The people know the media is full of shit at this point. If they remove him your owners will get a Biden and their scam in Ukraine will be over. They will not risk it. There is no way they will risk it. This is something that will be forgotten in a few days.

>touching another man's cock brought down the government
I hope that the victim was a BAME just to top it all off

>penguin user
corr, cool as chips that, one of the lads I'll be

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I'm starting to think there might not actually be a mass die off of vaxxies in our lifetimes lads :(

who cares. fuck remainers.

I'd say he's taking the entire country down with him, but he's already done that during Covid and letting in 1 million browns last year alone.

>1830: Steve Baker says he’s considering a leadership attempt

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starting to suspect bojo is a labour plant

globalist Boris gone and now this. is it time, are things finally going to get better?

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Would be heckin based if he used this as an opportunity to purge the disloyal and pack the cabinet full of bootlicking loyalists so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. 4D chess?

looks like a nonce

dont really keep up with brit politics
is boris your guy? is this tranny pressure or is he a absolute brainlet?

>This is something that will be forgotten in a few days.
Aren't you a little busy right now, Boris?

what do trannies have to do with this you brainrot freak

The media is full of shit. They want you to build the opposite odds of the outcome. He's not going anywhere.

Boris is not our guy

>do whatever the fuck he wants

which is what exactly

>he thinks in classical terms
Well he's getting the full Caesar treatment right now.

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No one in establishment politics is "our guy". Literally nobody.

Kinda sad man

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It's looking increasingly bad for him. 38 resignations now.

Might not be a die off but there are certainly problems with vax retards. My brother and Uncle in the past week have both been admitted to hospital with suspected heart attacks.
Uncle in his early 50s, brother is 25, both in shape not fat and lead active lifestyles. Both are triples vaxxed however.

The night before she resigned, Margaret Thatcher met members of her cabinet one by one to ask if she could rely on their support in the second ballot of the leadership contest. She has won the first round, but not by the threshold then required. If Thatcher thought that not allowing them to confront her as a group would lessen their courage and weaken their resolve to tell her to go, it did not work. Most of them told her her time was up.

According to Harry Cole from the Sun, Boris Johnson is deploying the same tactic.

NEW: Sources say PM is seeing Cabinet ministers one at a time rather than a being greeted by the whole delegation.

Number of them told Chief they would resign last night or today without movement.

When they did they were invited to No10 by CHH to tell the PM to his face.

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) July 6, 2022

New soijak

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Steve Baker is great but he doesn't have rockstar charisma which will be a problem.

Night of the long knives

All Boris had to do was cut down immigration after Brexit.

He had 3 fucking years to sort it and he didn't. Fuck him

Hi Martin.

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>what do trannies have to do with this
well an MP just resigned from government because of trannies

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Never going to be racialist on /brit/ again. No offence lads but I fucking hate politics.

>Biden
Lol.
Who fucking cares, Biden is senile and Trump’s a fucking retard.
Whatever our issues we’d never stoop to America’s level of political stupidity.

youtube.com/watch?v=oWZpw4cKI7o

Hello.

If he resigned the owners will lose their scam in Ukraine and it looks like the media is trying to build up the odds.

My name is John.

How about shutting the fuck up you tiresome oik

>Call the general election DO IT
things that are absolutely not happening

My sources tell me that boris johnson is to leave downing street within the next few years.

The media is full of shit. They're trying to build the odds.

Hello John

Based.

literally nothing will change this is just a circus for the plebs.

>a bunch of fags and trannies didn't like me so I can't support you anymore
what an absolute clown world we live in

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He should "consider" holding onto his seat first.
members.parliament.uk/member/4064/electionresult

I think they're going to lose that anyway, baby girl.

>wine & spirit
>merchants
Sounds like Westminster

In classical terms he'd stab himself in the stomach and rip his entrails out

Hi.

>BorisandGove.webm

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Just in absolute fucking tears. Bulldog Boris is being torn apart by rats. He delivered us an Oven Ready Brexit with a Churchillian spirit and how do they repay him?

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>Guardian uses this quote to say he is taking advice from the Iliad.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING JEW JOURNALISTS IT'S NOT PART OF THE QUOTE NOR SPECIFICALLY IMPLIED BY YOU JUST WRITE WHATEVER RANDOM SHIT YOU THAT BK JDKL

I'm pleased to meet you, John.

He is calling the Queen before 8pm

As long as it's not a BAME I don't care desu.

Corrr now that's a decent pub slag i'd love to nosh me off.

And you, Martin. May we maintain good relations.

Bookmakers closed the book yesterday.

This rough beast, his time come round at last, slouches towards downing st

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Could use to get down to screwfix before 8 myself.

it's time

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What's his endgame?

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bring in more migrants and advance the rights of lgbtidijhbfabhj sgzh\bngfhjawegu\webjgk\sehbkgf\e

What did Boris do that was so wrong anyway? He is a great PM.

Your lot wanted to hang the VP because he wouldn't agree that Jewish space laser hacked the election so glass houses and all that

keked

absolutely sound lad, the kind of lad that's an asset to every thread... really brings the mood up

youtu.be/toYL4jjl4q4

If he resigns, your owners risk getting a Biden and losing their scam in Ukraine. Biden is done in November here in the US. That means it will be mostly up to the UK to continue the scam. As of right now it appears Boris is the only one with enough charisma to keep it going. You'll have a bumbling fool like ours.

I'm fucking seething right now, bet he's shredded

go down fighting boz

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coke head with a whore daughter. He bends the knee to coloured politicians.

Really? Sauce?

Legalise coke and rentboys

>He is a great PM.
He's one of the worst we have had. On the level of Blair and Thatcher.

he's been waiting years to take the top spot
memes aside he'll get cucked out of it again though

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For any foreigners viewing this thread: the "Conservative" Party.

Smoothbrain take.
Are you really this naive?

You're antifa pretending to be a conservative, right?

it will be a woman or a wog

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THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD

ARISE, PRIME MINISTER GOVE

>What did Boris do that was so wrong anyway? He is a great PM.

He's done literally nothing. He's a former journalist who knows how to make a good headline. That's it. At a certain point everyone realised that he's permanantly in campaign mode and is never going to actually govern

Boris's theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

Jacob Rees-Mogg with a great defense of PM Johson. Thank you Jacob.

who are these people

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The Stella character is a larp (this is known fact) and I suspect a low quality attempt at 4d chess

Imagine the welfare cuts….

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bookies-suspend-betting-boris-johnson-27406519

Its done. Early this afternoon the whips office admitted they couldn't find anyone who'd accept a ministerial role in the government.

Education, Cabinet Office, a few others, are down to the Secretary of State alone now.

But what is Bojo going to do if he resigns as Prime Minister? He can't exactly become Major again.

Jacob is a perpetual arse kisser. Imagine being this much of a cuck to some bumbling mong. And people here like him.

Arr future reet here, Norf and Souff together fightiing off the paki hordes last stand like the 300 at the hot gates.

He's probably a cuck, but it's on record that he's aware of white demographic issues and reads dissident right authors like Guillaume Faye. Gove is a mixed bag.

Hello Martin and John, I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you both

I can't wait until this blows over in a few days. Lok.

Filed under Stella-like

Russian bots

might actually vote if he gets it

>dropnetzero
>backs Boris
...

Brinnie calling other smoothbrain..

IRONYYYY...

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Hi Paul. Very pleased to meet you.

Farage is doing a two-hour special about it all:
youtu.be/30tlrutFWfE

bots

Tory boys.

The assumption that everyone is anti Biden and anti Ukraine is supicious.
Could be a Russian or a chink?

Nige knows what's up there. He's fucking loving it. One has to tease oneself.

Why are the cons even dealing with issues like that?

JUST IN: Portraits of PM being replaced with Portraits of Gove across government buildings in the UK

Ground control to Major Boris

FAH
RAJ
FAH
RAJ
FAH
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After dinner speaking and journalism I would imagine.

>CONSIDERING RULE CHANGES
>SAFE FOR A YEAR
>CONSIDERING

Hope you took the odds.

What if it was all Gove all this time lads? From Black Wednesday to Botched Brexit, Michael Gove behind the scenes diddling rent boys and snorting coke off cocks, sneering, laughing as his British puppets danced to his tune?

He's about authentic a toff as someone being the top hat in monopoly. His dad was a hack, his grandfather was a lorry driver. Pure roleplaying, what a fucking weirdo.

IN: hearing from a friend who is very prominent in westminster that johnson has conceded. more soon.

You are making a huge mistake. Mr Boris Johnson is a real friend of Ukraine and a massive patriot in the face of the Russian aggression. Please do not depose him. Ukraine needs Mr Johnson’s help now more than ever.

Bots. Ukraine is also done without Boris because he was the main ally of Zelensky getting other countries to agree to giving Ukraine weapons and aid, forcing through a lot of the "agreements". Without Boris Ukraine has one less ally, even if the next PM supports Ukraine it won't be the same for a multitude of reasons.

Hello Paul, it's nice to meet you too.

Good afternoon Stella (or should I say good morning, as you're in the United States I believe). My name's Paul, pleased to meet you

this Muslim shit actually makes me sad kek. Some of the comments I see on Twitter. "Islam is the truth, hopefully one day all of Britain will embrace it" and blah blah blah. It's so tiresome.

NATO BOTS ROLL OUT

Part of a govt paid operation called "save Big Dog".
It didn't work, though. You can't waffle away a pack of lies with more lying fake supporters.

They'e said they aren't changing the rules today.

The 1922 elections are next week. Its only putting off the inevitable.

what did david cameron mean by this?

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Do the Tories actually have real grassroots supporters? I've never met one.

Garage is angry because he supported Boris and he didn't turn out to be a nationalist. Which is exactly my point why he will remain.

I imagine if he becomes PM, it's because some members of the upper class have dirt on him and will blackmail him to do their bidding.

He comes across as a bumbling fool. His spotty history with drugs and partying suggest he's not exactly an inspiring leader.

You can, they're just not very good at it.

my inside sources tell me Mick Lynch is to arrive at St Pancras soon for his meeting with the queen before being sworn in as PM
youtube.com/watch?v=ny0ku7YY740

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Could be just trolling?
The flag and the name is a bit attention seeking
There's no way of knowing anymore
Could be Gook Moot himself living out his fantasy of being a white asexual Anglophile that gets on people's nerves

i'll do it.
just stand there saying whatever boris told me to say and get paid, occasionally wear an armband proving i'm an adsvocate for [current thing]. such a complex role to play.
utter wasters.

It's Cummings and it isn't even secret. Not that I can blame him really Boris did do him dirty.

No, you can pretty much stick a fork in Boris now, he's done.

He's staying. Your country's owners won't risk exchanging him for a Biden. They won't. They're putting up 750bn.

What about Liz Truss? She is also a great friend of Ukraine, will she become the next PM??

Sources close to the Prime Minister say he's about to unveil the Great British Death Star (made in China) to blow up dissident tory MPs from space.

Troon out.

>pm under pressure
>bass line to another one bites the dust
I hate this guy more than I thought was possible
Sold out the British people so he could import bames

helping a m8 move house today, went chippy for lunch to say thanks, naturally I ordered a chip batch, fookn chick n mushis pie like, AND a battered sossig, they just ordered somthink gay like, like a cone of chips each or summit. Anyways, when he gets back like she says corr, never tried a battered sossig, so me sensing a willy joke said, corr, you can have a bit of mine like, and she says corr, alright then, so I said to give her half me battered sossig, but he used scissors to cut it which I thought was well weird. I would have just used me hands, but he actually got up and went to the kitchen to get actual SCISSORS to cut me battered sossig. Not sure I can be his fren now

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What do you mean by 'a Biden'?

Isn't Biden supportive of the Ukraine package?

4D chess, he’s setting up for a third term

Dunno.
Another one for the filters I guess.

>Biden
As far as the Tories are concerned, he already is a Biden, babe.

They definitely do but they are all over 70 (pure greedy boomer stereotype).
I would too, the only way you could it would be via being made a Lord. The pension rights alone would be worth it though.
The reason this is important is that Johnson was asked by the Queen to form a government. If he can't do it she can ask someone else.

We don't mention him by name lad. Delete this before MI5 has to action it.

Lucrative speaking engagements. He can waffle on pretty well and he still has pockets of people that revere him.

You're wrong. If this was an issue there would be protests in the streets. It's all the media trying to change the odds, but apparently the books are closed so it will calm down. Maybe a few weeks before it's forgotten.

ALISTAIR CAMPBELL WILL BE ON QUESTION TIME TOMORROW

Stella is a new version of the larp known as "lulu". Its pube