This is what americans are resorting to as food prices rise

this can't be real lmao

Not only is it true, the story gets worse.

It's a brain eating parasite, either Taxoplama gondii, [ or any of the million brain-eating variants ] causing her to want to eat cat shit, it's well documented.

The parasite alters your brain behavior, it evolved in ants, through whom parasites learned how to alter their behavior to climb to the tops of plants and flowers so that vertibrate mammals eat them and get into their digestive system, which is the parasite's lifecycle.

Yes. Brain-Behavior motor-cortex altering behaviors. In the rick and morty universe, the "rick that eats shit" is the rick that's been piloted by the virus evil-morty. Morty is the parasite.

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she's savoring them like a pack of twix. also, is that the tranny mass shooter??

I hate crackers
Spics
Chinks
Ragheads
Kikes
Dalits

Ok pajeet lmao

Fuckin hell i wasnt expecting one of you retards outside of /an/ do i have to post the tapirs again in there?

Public service announcement for anons, you will not breed with a woman if you find her secretly eating cat shit such that her inch of cortex behind the forehead knows its wrong making her embarassed about it, but the brain stem has been hijacked by a vertibrate mammal shit-eating procreating virus livecycle virus.

The reason is because her immune system was supposed to eliminate that virus's modification of behavior, but failed to do so. And so by not breeding with women affected by that behavior, you increase the evolution of life by only selecting women who have adapted, into the next generation.

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Skin's too pink to be asian.

What's with the attempt at gaslighting, shill?
Why do you have to disrupt communication every time, even when the topic is fucking mind-altering parasites?

Assuming it's not a feral cat with god knows what, the worst you could probably get is toxo which your body can clear out on its own

>In the rick and morty universe, the "rick that eats shit" is the rick that's been piloted by the virus evil-morty. Morty is the parasite.
Lmao fucking kill yourself

Asians are freaky

I can't watch this because it is just that gross

The indians supposedly figured out that bathing in tubs full of cow shit as a young man is good luck, which unfortunately yes it's a thing, is bad for the individual such that they increase the probability of getting said brain-eating parasites who procreate by getting into mammals and through the digestive system, by exposing the immune system to those viruses at your peak immune system's power, you develop an immunity which serves you the rest of your life.

The scholars figured this out via trial and error before there was any coherent theory as to why that was the case. Now we know. Immune systems are 90th century nanotechnology.

Maybe the pitbulls will get cleaned out of the shelters.

Can I get a Harry Potter analogy instead? I've never seen Rick and Morty because I heard it' only for super high IQ people...

>increase the evolution of life

>Hey Morty look, look I'm a pickle Morty. So heckin le funny you guys.

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Really? Looks to me like starving bug people trying out a little cat sushi before eating the cat