It finally happened

It finally happened

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AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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looks like you're pregnant

do you pee on it also?

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Congrats on your pregnancy, OP

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If you cum on it it's always positive.
I think because of the protein.

Is that a rapid / Antigen test? They are trash. A friend has to do them five times a week, because of his job and him not being cucked I mean vaxxed. He says 5-10% are false positives, which is nice as he can work from home that day until the result from the pcr test is in.

Congratulations you are a father

I'll tell you a secret user, listen closely:

You can't get covid if you never get tested for it.

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That's a rare merchant.

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Not your Facebook faggot

>getting tested because he is afraid of vaccines
You can't get more cucked than being an antivaxxer.

>being afraid of vaccines
Show me the long term safety data for mRNA vaccines.

I'll wait 10 years.

Me too. Just a light flu, which is almost gone thanks to Ivermectin, vitamin C and some ibuprofen. Don't know what the big deal is.

And yes, I'm a fat old man, so high-risk.

I got Covid last month because of my uncle. The first night was basically chills and cold sweats with a fever, and the fever lasted a few days. Right now I'm just congested, with still a bit of a cough. It's been two weeks so far, my taste is still a bit off, and I've just had a lot of congestion still. I just want this shit to be over by now, it's so fucking obnoxious to deal with.

Good luck with your 0.005% chance of dying!
Bet you wish you got vaccinated now!!!

Cool, enjoy 3 days of mild cold like symptoms paired with sniffing and the occasional cough, that is, if you are lucky enough to have any symptons at all. Most overrated flu of the century. I still can't believe that they wreck entire countries over this.

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You can find it on the FDA website. Now of course it requires basic scientific literacy so it will be impossible for an antivaxxer to understand because it's not a twitter screenshot.

Mine was awful like worse than any flu I ever had. I am in 30s and skinny and took ivermectin too. No idea why it was so rough on me.

Post nose

Lucky faggot getting 1-2 weeks off from work, come coof on us pls

I still get symptoms of long Covid here and there. Headaches & ocular lights. Maybe it passed the blood brain barrier and ill die of a stroke soon

You finna die

Jesus fuck that's is straight up nightmare fuel .

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