Big teachable moment here for rightwingers

Big teachable moment here for rightwingers

NASA just lost contact with a satallite bound for the moon. You're probably reading lots of stories about it, like

>cnn.com/2022/07/05/world/nasa-satellite-capstone-earth-orbit-scn/index.html

But what most stories aren't telling you is that it's a privately owned satallite by a company called "Advanced Space LLC".

>finance.yahoo.com/news/advanced-space-announces-capstone-separation-085000314.html

LMFAO

How you like that, free marketers? Imagine being so dumb and up your own retarded ass with stupid "muh free market" rhetoric that you'd actually fly through the vacuum of space in a craft designed by a "limited liability company"

No. You'd never wanna do that if you're sane. You'd wanna go to space on a government created craft, where no corners are cut because no profit incentive exists. Jesus

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"Small business owners" the same people who let rats shit in your food at your local pizza shop

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Because government launched craft have never crashed, amirite?

what kind of clinically retarded cope thread is this

They have the privilege of being secret in the first place
And if they fail they can simply cover it up

Space is fake and gay. Earth is flat.

Generally not unless you're going back decades to when the govt was still creating the tech

Anytime you see “government paid”, know it ALWAYS went to the lowest bidder. It’s why everything the government pays for is shit

this level of consternation is unwarranted, my friend
please report to the camp counselor

>You'd wanna go to space on a government created craft, where no corners are cut because no profit incentive exist

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>NASA (everything after not read)

whoa whoa there niggerbrain.. let me save you some time and grief..

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>government
>no corners are cut
breh

you are not intelligent

That's not true and that's not what happened and nothing says that. This company, Advanced Space LLC, is the result of your beloved privatization of the space exploration sector

Government doesn't cut corners with safety. Only private companies do that via their profit incentive

>Government doesn't cut corners with safety
Yeah, they will just lower the safety requirements instead of under performing them.

gb2r, troon. government doesn't build anything

youtube.com/watch?v=WcqKUhU0WDc

This isn't even coherent? What are you even trying to say? These words don't even make sense in the order you posted them.

Govt doesn't cut corners with safety. That's strictly a private industry thing. That's strictly a profit motive thing

>Has never dealt with government institutions

kill. your. self. nigger

No it's just fake BS you're making up because you're butthurt and want to pretend "govt is le bad like private industry too". So you're just saying patently fake shit

kerbal space program was great squel when ?

NASA has reported a few NRO/USAF satellites as 'lost contact' or 'misguided' when in fact they were just changing orbits.
A few years back SpaceX called out the glowies for claiming a classified mission mislaunch - when their data shows everything went smoothly.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuma_(satellite)

SPACE IS FAKE AND GAY JUST LIKE YOUR THREAD

>A few years back SpaceX called out the glowies for claiming a classified mission mislaunch - when their data shows everything went smoothly.
The "launch failure" was a specially timed replacement. A satellite was deorbited exactly when the launch of Zuma "failed."