Brit/pol/ - Government in Chaos Edition

>Chancellor Sunak quits
>Health secretary Javid quits

Also...
>Andrew Murrison trade envoy quits
>Saqib Bhatti private secretary quits
>Bin Afolami conservative vice chair quits
>Jonathan Gullis private secretary quits

>Government source: "It's over."
twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1544372392629338119

>Is this finally the end for Boris? Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid QUIT with savage attack on Johnson's 'lack of integrity'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10984725/Sajid-Javid-QUITS-Health-Secretary-embattled-PM-apologises-appointing-sleaze-MP.html

>Guardian live blog
theguardian.com/politics/live/2022/jul/05/boris-johnson-accused-not-telling-truth-chris-pincher-politics-live

>Norway warns gas exports to the UK could be cut off this weekend; FT
ft.com/content/bd5a3c33-03bc-4434-8465-9d306b8885da

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Nigger

what a shit thread

beefy

BORIS APPOINTS NEW CHANCELLOR, HOWARD
>BORIS APPOINTS NEW CHANCELLOR, HOWARD
BORIS APPOINTS NEW CHANCELLOR, HOWARD
>BORIS APPOINTS NEW CHANCELLOR, HOWARD

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Other one has no links so it can fuck off.

Nigger

gimme a QRD of what's going on in your irrelevant shithole politics
oh wait I just remembered I don't care lmao

Lol. Chances you all get Mogged with Rees-Moggs as your next PM?

This one was posted 1st by 7 seconds.

When are Durham Police expected to decide if Keir keeps his job?

Mentioned sex last thread, now he’s seething

GTA4 or GTA5?

The Indians are revolting about one MP touching another man’s arse from what I can gather

That too.

Kwasi is more likley

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Boris fodder. Tory propaganda isn't real life dear.

The eternal catholic WILL never be PM.

fpbp

waiting for the nod for Dom

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Can a Brit with at least average intelligence tell me if this is something to actually worry about. I don't see how this is so bad that it could mean imminent resignation/removal. All I know about BJ is that he is a goofy individual and many don't like him. Maybe if he resigns he will finally fix his hair.

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The Indians are always revolting

Who needs government? We can just govern ourselves.

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Bongbros, is it actually happening? Who would've think that the British would be the ones to fall first

First for Jo Swinson.

twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1544396485298737152

>Honestly Jonathan Guillis resigning is arguable more damning than Sunak

she's right

yeah you can tell by the fact its shit quality and was rushed

Lmao.
See..you are why I come to Brit/pol..
It makes me feel more powerful knowing my situation in life is soooooooo much better than yours XD

We are the forlorn hope of western civilisation, into the breach dear brother

Boris is Catholic. Princesses Nutnuts pussywhipped him into converting

W Europe is imploding. This is nothing compared to what's coming down the pipeline (or not) in the Autumn.

the rumor is out that they already issued him with a FPN, as well as Raynor. They are both said to have appealed the decision and allegedly the Labour has applied for an injunction to prevent press from reporting on it.

Can't we all just get along, man?
Geez...
Except the english though, they are mad gay lol fucken losers

>gone

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Anything could happen. Whatever happens the Englishman will lose.

based

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Boris is finished. The Pajeet faction of the Conservative Party is abandoning him.

come on collapse

good
we might get an actual conservative in charge now

How much will the new Chancellor of the BAMExchequer raise taxes?

>Sunak
>Javid
sounds like nonwhites quitting. Isn't that a good thing?

>Princesses Nutnuts
Who?
>There'll be a Muslim Paki as PM before a Catholic
Based?

LONDON BRIDGE STATUS?

Is it too much to ask to have a government last a full term?

Happening happening tho innit.
Fred gonna go fast.

A white male said "morning" to me today

I guess you're not all bad after all

user, I...

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>Rishi Sunak
>Sajid Javid
>Saqib Bhatti
>Bin Afloami

it's over lads

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no one NEEDS a foreskin

yes

more mommy milkers

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Hahaha..
You brinnies just don't get it do you.
You broken sad saps.

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>Muh COVID spike
They're just ousting him now to instate a new pro-mask pro-lockdowner, aren't they?

youtube.com/watch?v=0PbYHf0tw2I

Disturbing trend I haff noticed in shit/pol/ lately, an obsession with Priti Patels bottom and poos

got a house near aldi
got several warm jumpers
autumns sorted lads

source?

twitter.com/soapyxxx/status/1544372325985951745?cxt=HHwWgoCxtdac2-4qAAAA

lol

are we winning now?

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>Niggers and Poos.
It's over for you guys desu.

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nice job

>he doesn't want to see western society collapse
saddo

absolutely

>SIR

Carrie Symonds his wife is Catholic and you can't be married by a Catholic priest to a prot and he got married at London's Catholic cathedral

So Brits will finally believe in #TeamScience again just like our crazy lockdown fanatics?
Great unironically UK was my escape country if they do this shit here again this winter.

Right, so, in the general election, which party is it that will scale back the gay shit being thrown in everyone's faces, sell off publicly held properties to developers, privatize health care, deregulate industry while kicking out Chinese land speculation, and fining vacant housing unit holders into oblivion?

Very disrespectful boris.

>no one NEEDS a foreskin

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No, we're losing. Losing bigly. The game is rigged.

>my situation in life is soooooooo much better than yours
Lad, if you can get out of bed and dress yourself you're already doing better than 90% of the Brit/pol/ regulars.
That's not a high bar.

Probably not. Probably going to be Sunak/Javid next. Oh boy ¬_¬

Fuck off we’re full

Why don't we discuss her solid bowel movements more?

every single politician in this country is interchangeable, absolutely nothing short of a mass lynching will change the trajectory we are on, whoever replaces him will behave exactly the same in terms of policy

>sell off publicly held properties to developers, privatize health care, deregulate industry
why would anyone want that?

We will see us soon mate

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None of them

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

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>Held talks with @BorisJohnson. Thanked for the unwavering support of - the recent decision to provide £1 billion in security aid and today's - £100 million. Talked about food security for the world and security guarantees for . Grateful for ’s willingness to host #URC2023
Secruity guarantee? Fuck off

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>youtu.be/9sTQ0QdkN3Q?t=10
>youtu.be/9sTQ0QdkN3Q?t=10

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brinners have been obsessed with patel since that queen first entered politics
corrrr

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>Privatize health care
Are NHS is the national religion, you'll get beheaded if you touch it.

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>27th April 2022

probably got cushty job lined up, all these resignations are they just from executive positions or will there be by elections?

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You're invading our country, lad. You are genociding our people.
Don't expect politeness, cunt.

I have a few batteries laying around, would that help?

feels bad man, but Germany trusted russia which was never a good idea.

Fuck off Corbyn simp

>he wants council homes, RNHS civic religion and endless paperwork
laaaame

I was gonna go rural Ireland or South Africa. Anywhere that can get further away from fuckery than those?

Wank up to her, tell her to give you a kiss.

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It's difficult to imagine things getting much worse. 12 years of Conservative government have led to record net migration year on year, stagnating wages, ridiculous house prices, failing health service, schools dropping in global league tables, army wasting money on APC's that don't work... I could go on.

Just read the news
We're saved

on the first plane back to Rwanda

face of a dog but i want that milk so bad

LET THE COPING HIT THE FLOOR

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if you think those two are likely candidates you need to get off brit/pol/ and actually learn a thing or two about decision making in British politics

Blair and Johnson are both Catholics, on paper anyway.

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>Barrister Chloe was called in 2019 and is in £70k worth of debt. She still lives with her mum in a council property. She was in court last week - 15 hours preparing for the case, 9 hours at court. She was paid £150. "All we want is to be treated with the respect we deserve."
lol get fucked tranissary

Imagine this man walking up to you in a dark alley wanking his knob, true horrorshow

>Catholic Biden and Catholic Pelosi overseeing the death of Roe in the US
>Catholic Boris tanking the eternal Anglo.
It's all coming together Cathbros.

lol wrong thread im a moron

>Literal Who
who?

turns out that harpie bojo's 'wife' was telling him what to do and say. fuck off boris.

Nah to be honest you Germans can come, best enemy I ever had

>Wank up to her
She wouldn't like that

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It's the Brit/pol/ pakis. No Brits talk like them. They are disgusting. They think we can't see them. They think they blend in.

Idiot. It's neoliberal privatisation that helped get us into this mess.

We need to renationalise our utilities and infrastructure. We mustn't sell it off to China/France/Russia/whoever.

she's cute, she's thicc and she's got great feet

holy shit is it happening?
I'd suck those milkers dry believe me
oooooooh

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She's his American handler

She was the REEEEAL victim all along i swear

Is be looking at my reflection.

corr

>Anywhere that can get further away from fuckery than those?
I really just want to go because I really lost all nationalism I have for this country and people through 2 years of crazy covid shit and discrimination.I just don't wanna leave this country to move to another where I will have the same shit.

nationalise everything and hang anyone worth over a million

lad, are you retarded

that jo gideon published her letter of no confidence from April which got overruled by the VONC

it's basically meaningless

is that you Corbyn?

>Cons collapsing
>Meaningless

Fuck off Tom.

>Today is the 74th anniversary of the founding of the NHS.
74 hail marys please

Judging by this thread, you guys at least get to keep your foreskins. Could be worse you know. Politically you guys might be fucked, but at least your society isn't some Islamic State at the moment.

At the moment, of course.

CUT VAT CUT FUEL DUTY. This is all people care about, even Labour reduced VAT to 17.5% in the aftermath of 2008. EU minimum is 15%. Taxes are too high.

It keeps my hands busy when I go night walking.

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You need to dress in royal regalia then, sire

You know it makes sense. Stop being a greedy toryboy.

Cope, seethe and perhaps consider dilation.

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Blairon is undoubtedly an actual devout cucktholic but Bojo is a sleazy atheist.

So will Boris make it through Wednesday?

Feels like he's genuinely fucked now.