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Xavier Cook
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My name is Josh. And I have a weird story I would really like to tell. Simple, yet straightforwad: I can't seem to consume my last meatball on the plate which must've been here since the past two hours or so. Right now, here, it's 4am in the morning and here I'am, with the plate laying infront of me, the fork and knife ready to be used on this delicious, smelly circular ball of meat waiting to be digested within my stomach.
Fourty-five minutes have passed so far with me blatantly staring at this last meatball on the plate next to all the debris of left over spaghetti I proudly ate. I guess it cooled down towards a degree it lost it's promising taste
Sweat begins running from my forehead, flowing down my skin like a river eventually dropping onto the tip of my fork I held vertically with my hand. I noticed after another period of continuos staring, a crease slowly appered on the side of the meat, looking like to resemble a mouth.
"What the fuck?" my eyes shut open.
The crease appeared larger and larger until it formed into an full humanoid mouth.
"Huh? What the hell is this all about!? Where the fuck am I! Why am I on an goddamn plate!" it shouted in a deep voice.
I began screaming in terror after witnessing a talking freaking meatball I was about to eat. It shouted back, this lasted for about five seconds until it threw itself into my face at full force, looking like it jumped. The hit interrupted my screaming and I did a 360 backflip of my chair landing on my neck on the ground. The fork flew out of my hand into the air and perfectly slid into my bumhole from above. (Yes, I was nude the entire time)
It caused me to erupt an erotic, yet painful moan. The meatball was independently rolling across the ground in chaos blending into it's laugh post shock.
"Hahahaha faggot"
which caused me to scream again. This triggered an explosive fart which shot the fork out of my ass into the air again, this time touching the kitchen's ceiling. I went unconscious.
Elijah Rodriguez
Juan Phillips
I’m not reading all that memeflag
Andrew Price
Thomas Torres
Josiah Jackson
Henry Martin
Adam Brown
Easton Edwards
Thomas Young
Austin Diaz
Haben wir schon Feierabend, um Memes zu posten, Herr Schraiber?
Mason Anderson
Daniel Reed
Hi I do not speak German and very little ENglish; you seem to be talking about a job but I do not have to work I get payment free
Benjamin Sanchez
Angel Stewart
Haben Sie um Punkt 16:30 (Keine Minute weniger!) abgestempelt, bevor Sie nach Hause gegangen sind, Herr Schraiber?
Ryder Green
no in all fields Roach
Michael King
Bumped, Rajeesh of UK emirate
Jacob Stewart
cracks me everytime. I also spam it here
great taste user
Christopher Lewis
Wtf is this hahahhahah
Bentley Bell
The goth ones are neato.
The rest are pretty bitchy.
Then again we're pretty bitchy so I guess it's just meant to be.
Isaac Davis
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