CERN apocalypse waiting room #5

You guys are schizos. Israel is our best ally. Men and Women have the same IQ. Niggers are humans. The holocaust really happened how they say it happened.

Attached: black sun.gif (425x425, 331.5K)

just joined what has happend? why is this important?

>WOAH le epic particle moves!
Money wasted lmao

Hello retard friend, ready to die?

Attached: Hazmatpepe.png (686x526, 94.9K)

The game is over, as I am fond of saying. The bankers won. They are in control of the Pikes Peak batholith and the multi-trillion-dollar granite tunnel system—a highly symbolic 40 miles west of Denver, Colorado in the Front Range. But they are in control of much more than the end-time survival apparatus. They control not only the military and government of the United States of America but through the power of major corporations and the corruptibility of businessmen and government officials, fiat currency manipulation by the WiΩards of Fiat Currency at the Federal Reserve System, a small army of propagandists and “hackers” (this is a technically incorrect use of the term) who are fighting to maintain control of the Frankenstein monster they created called the Internet (in a war I fear they are going to lose), and even the Republican form of government they created which inevitably—and I would argue by design—fosters centralized control and assures only a handful of “elected” officials must be compromised to control an entire country, they control the entire Western world.

Attached: game over.jpg (590x590, 72.45K)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Nothing happened, fuck you schizos.

I unironically feel tired and sluggish wtf is going on.

It's a fucking particle accelerator, not a time machine bullshit larp.

They are trying to simulate the big bang.

Attached: Lain Iwakura Cereal Experiments Lain.png (2000x1500, 865K)

Aryan soldiers from the portal will come to save us!

Attached: 1431235346136.jpg (1200x800, 67.46K)

>NATOcuck made a thread
OH HOHOHO, NOT SO FAST.
NEW TIMELINE = DEATH OF JEWKRAINE

Attached: 1650154267173.jpg (1280x960, 573.72K)

destroy hive

TL DR
>so far
when it starts it will run for 4 years
with a record breaking energy
never used before
looking for dark matter and sheit
Somewhat in one hour
should be by now somewhat in 30 min
first test runs already found two new quirks
that shouldn't even exist in our reality
we are watching the intro of Half Life 3

>my unbalanced leg feels better and I can walk properly now
This timeline is pretty good

Attached: happeningcon1.gif (310x760, 23.22K)

we all die nigga
it's over

Attached: ashg313th.gif (289x240, 103.13K)

nothing burger

Digits and i can change the timeline

Attached: 96DE0676-7135-488F-85DF-EC45BBF22A39.jpg (1077x546, 155.72K)

Imagine thinking electrons are particles and spending billions trying to smash together something which doesn't exist.

it's already over. A few people are saying they feel sick. Personally I do too, it's an odd feeling of being "warm".

literally nothing. the only thing Any Forums gets right, consistently and without fail, is being wrong

in my timeline we said nothing zurger

I actually feel a little better

Damn same here

big bang theory is false
SCIENCE IS FAKE

feeling pretty sleepy

the old timeline felt comfier

Attached: naja.png (657x527, 36.97K)

Same

Im feeling a little better myself. Sorta feeling "warm" and a little hungry.

Is this real?

Attached: 1657034859914 (1).png (1073x681, 1.07M)

are you guys
conCERNed

So the standard model got BTFO today?

I heard about this in kim dotcoms dossier along with the McAfee Deadman switch

I'm literally typing this in my dream

I don't remember there being a new Yu Yu Hakusho! We've entered the new timeline!

Attached: Yu-Yu-Hakusho-1.jpg (980x550, 111.36K)

youtube.com/watch?v=z1o_3yBe6Cg

STAY AWAKE!!

I feel sick because chaos didnt unfold >:[

just mass disappointed

Attached: hUjwYIA.jpg (720x812, 73K)

Did anything happen I started getting a splitting headache since 5am CST and it's still persisting even after the weed and alcohol.
Anyone with the same issue?

Attached: 5IAUfr.gif (320x180, 3.22M)

IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 10 YEARS, WE ARE TRYING NEW TECHNIQUES TO MAKE CONTACT, HANG IN THERE WE MISS YOU

we must protect the timeline from jewish intervention and secure an existence for non jewish peoples

considering you are on Any Forums and you just said Any Forums is always wrong, that means Any Forums is right now

>tried to order Baha Blast at the 'Bell today
>"we don't serve that here"

Attached: itbegan.jpg (659x692, 51.6K)

>Question: How much disk space do you need to store all the data you generate?
>Answer: I AM THE IT MANAGER. WE HAVE DISKS. AND SOMETIMES SO MUCH DATA WE EVEN USE TAPES!

what the fuck?

until we meet again

Attached: 1656693979889.jpg (2560x1728, 535.26K)

it's both most likely
there have been plenty of voices in the scientific community saying that after the higgs was discovered, there was nothing more to discover at CERN by using LHC as there isn't really any particle or whatever expected to appear when they crank up the energy to 13 TeV
If they're correct this run is just a huge waste of money

phasers!!! this is military research. we can't let the euros have the cool weapons anons!

Attached: lhc.jpg (890x509, 116.35K)

These are random actors

Digits and this will destroy the entirety of europe

ITT: placebo effect

Attached: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZorrro.jpg (2000x1125, 437.46K)

Attached: 1600933175229.jpg (777x759, 270.66K)

What's my middle name

>1 off
You got lucky eurofags…

Sers, who is this?

Attached: Screenshot 2022-07-05 at 16.36.39.png (1147x951, 1.21M)

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY UNIVERSE!! N-

Attached: 1614583983352.jpg (1200x572, 694.04K)

Yes, but not in our timeline

JAPANEASE MAN DESTROYED CERN PORTAL WITH A KATANA

>JAPANEASE MAN DESTROYED CERN PORTAL WITH A KATANA

JAPANEASE MAN DESTROYED CERN PORTAL WITH A KATANA

>JAPANEASE MAN DESTROYED CERN PORTAL WITH A KATANA

youtube.com/watch?v=mJxR-HZxEao

SOME DEMONS GOT THROUGH, THE FIGHHT WILL CONTINUE

Gman glitch

Digits and it will stop the destruction of the United States of America.

uhhh bros...
global-mind.org/gcpdot/

Rolling

Attached: 123456.png (1528x1400, 2.72M)

Ascension has begun.

Attached: 1650237261939.gif (605x600, 3.53M)

Holy cow the Mandela effect just flew over my house!

yes you can trust it, it's from an aussie

Shut up Carlos.

twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1543979948611981313

Attached: 1657003965914.png (752x486, 56.84K)

My tinnitus is worse. My pinched nerve in my Lower back has disappeared though.

HAND RUBBING INTENSIFIES

Attached: EVERY-SINGLE-TIME.png (331x474, 284.37K)

What exactly do you guys think is gonna happen?

Reminder

Attached: 1471044910505.webm (720x480, 1.84M)

Guys, apparently waifurs are not normal in this timeline? Furfags were always hated for eating dirty diapers and shit, but replacing femoids in your heart with 2D anthros was totally normal. We were aiming to replacing femoids entirely. Or so I thought. Is this what changed? Cursed to be stuck with w*men instead of loving hybrids of nature’s blessings?

Why the fuck would you do that

digits and muttistan is destroyed!

Attached: 1648565288257.jpg (776x798, 196.46K)

IDS HABBENING :DDDDSD

LEWIS, CONNECTION BECOMING WEAK, MUST ABORT CONTACT, HAVE FAITH

These are the best shit posts in a while. Keep it up anons.

it's just a prank bro

I thought the whole thing was a way to secure funds to dig “their” tunnels without anyone knowing.

4 pls

Blessed and checked

BROS IT WORKED
MY NEIGHBORS ARE MOVING TODAY

Attached: 1656552919169.jpg (720x713, 77.06K)

Rolling

NOT MY NAME AAAAAHHH

bros

Attached: 1632349969846.png (449x350, 278.87K)

idiot

I can't stop sweating! I'm hot and wet plus my balls are sticking to my legs. Wtf guise??¿

roll

>DOT IS RED
>DOT IS RED
ALERT

African mindset
You are not white

Woah wtf me so sleepy I-I think it’s happe-*falls assleep* wtf bro

Rollin

Hey guys I found this black cat with a collar. His tag names “NIGGERMAN”, who’s is this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1640264064216.png (1636x803, 364.83K)

Woah, we're saved.

HE'S COMING

Attached: ZZZZZZZZZZorro.jpg (1536x2732, 210.76K)

fruit loops or froot loops?

>global-mind.org/gcpdot/
SIR

other than new discoveries of the nature of the universe, literally nothing

When exactly did “it” happen? Because the weather got really hot and still a few hours ago. I felt super warm, uncomfortably so. Still do.

Attached: 283218E7-1787-4540-9036-1C104866B029.gif (500x281, 1.68M)

i will post you the 0 mystery

I'm guessing they got these women doing all the talkie talkie cuz the men are in the back doing actual shit

How are your balls?!?!

are any of you /la palma/ bros?

Nothing to see here

topkek
hoping for nerdy tomboy qt

this general is so fast like time accelerated

Same
Bros what is going on

>Apocalypse my ass
>Literally nothing will happen except tax payers money waste and begging for more for the next useless accelerator
KYS faggot

Die Flut Kommt

Attached: 1630935196489.jpg (674x720, 123.75K)

youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ

Roll

>Aristotle wants to know your location

these people dont actually know anything, they are just theorizing

Those were comfy threads.
>barking intensifies.

Roll

So that's why a lot of crazy theories and corporate videos were shown this past week all over the internet, it was to hype CERN.

Double digits = something will happen
Triples = world changing happening
Quadruples = undeniable world changing happening that awakens the NPCs.
Quintuples= God appears and issues punishment.

yes sir

Attached: lavapepe.gif (278x159, 2.47M)

fuck yeah, holy /comfy/

Attached: This Volcano Hits Israel Somehow.png (956x263, 82.76K)

Attached: file.png (389x550, 312.52K)

Don't interpret the dot. Wtf do they mean by that?,

It’s happening, it will be happening for the next 4 years, this is the beginning of the end

Attached: 73A7E72C-4D33-4440-84A8-75F2312A36D3.gif (300x245, 3.85M)

Would simply watching the results make me susceptible to quantum observation fuckery?

Attached: 1622435957301.jpg (3276x3276, 3.73M)

THE MERGE IS ON!!!

>THE MERGE IS ON!!!

THE MERGE IS ON!!!

>THE MERGE IS ON!!!

Attached: 1609289353230.jpg (828x486, 124.68K)

I wonder why...
.youtube.com/watch?v=K_7TY11IYOA

7 plz

A beautiful animation

Wtf is this music band

wtf is going on in the lifestream?

check 'em, faggots

My particles are cooooooliding broooooos!!

Attached: BGEBruh.png (244x382, 176.64K)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRrrrrrrGGGGGgggghhhhh

Attached: arrrggghhhh.gif (498x498, 1.82M)

Welcome to the real world.
The earth is flat.

Attached: Night Flight(1).webm (1280x720, 2.57M)

>awakens the NPCs.
We're going to need a bigger CERN

wtf bros is this the power of science?

Attached: 1656608013764.gif (360x360, 3.92M)

nice timing

wtf is this boomer nerd core shit

IS STREAM DEAD????
AAAA

kek and jej.
right in the time for the cringy music, still, 4 string bass? nani the fuck?

Attached: image_2022-07-05_124301725.png (469x266, 93.93K)

They were really hyped about potentially confirming supersymmetry tho: home.cern/science/physics/supersymmetry

Rolling send me back to 2012 niggers

what is this pozzed shit, I just want to see the shit fired up, why are they dancing like nurses.

wtf now i'm in the musical timeline

Thanks, fancy beaner bro.

I love white people

What have you done?? Checked

Name my band Any Forums

Attached: file.png (1355x639, 535.76K)

calm downs CERN is our friends, they are just like us, doing a grill.. with mock human sacrifice, just like us! youtube.com/watch?v=nZofciM24d4

They turned it on and the place just blew up, something big is happening

Oh shit

>9
i regret nothing.

Nerdy tomboy 5 plz

WHAT SPECIMEN IS THIS user?

Attached: SPECIMEN.png (215x354, 152.9K)

What the fuck is happening

Attached: Screenshot_2022-07-05-17-43-05-04_ee8807d2de22f1831269d80920e33a3b.jpg (2400x1080, 421.52K)

The Cerniggers

Nothing is going to happen
You all sexually prefer men

Bros they’re mocking us with music

GIMME SOME PROTONS

Attached: 1549638252352.jpg (750x546, 146.91K)

GIVE ME SOME PROTONS
>GIVE ME SOME PROTONS
GIVE ME SOME PROTONS
>GIVE ME SOME PROTONS

Attached: 1611087986065.png (1054x750, 352.19K)

who came up with this retarded idea?

Roll

Rolling

Just bring back Berenstein Bears desu senpai
That's all I want

Earth is fat. Slowly becoming a gas giant, star, or even a fucking asteroid belt if we don't burn off all the petroleum.

World Changing Wvent confirmed

>men spend their lives engineering and building scientific marvels
>the media focus on and exclusively interview the few women that were involved
Every single time

Imperial circus dead decadence

Herro from China space station! How is everybody doing down there?

Lmaoooo

resonance cascade

but in real life

Number 5 please

5

I'll make her feel young again

Lord Hadron and The Colliders

5

guitar not even plugged in

lucky

BROS! IT'S HAPPENING! THE MERG IS HAPPENING!

Attached: 1627666782300.gif (640x360, 1.04M)

Roll

IS THIS HOW A BLACK MASS LOOKS LIKE?

Mmmmm 9

Attached: 1654490750455.jpg (564x565, 31.14K)

uhh based, nice one fren

Nuclear Boomers

I hate you :(

I just got really bad gas and can’t stop farting

isn't that theory dead?
I'm no physicist, but I remember reading about the myriad of experiments which were supposed to confirm supersymmetry going back 30-40 years, each of which ended up as a dud

GIMME SOME PROTONS

Attached: 187627862862672.png (1054x526, 71.43K)

roll for end of world

Kek

>Name my band Any Forums
The WIMPs

Attached: 1644006534885.png (1922x1485, 477.29K)

oh oh
are you guys still here?

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

nice
lel

All you said are true but do not generalize, generalizing is what made parts of your post full retarded.
A lot of people here are genuinely schizo and I'd say that the majority of posters lean towards them more than towards the old-fags and people who are right.

>that shoes

5 please

THEY
TOOK
THE
BAIT

Attached: 1655801055031.jpg (1577x969, 265.74K)

Large Harmony Collider

imagine finding out he was right all along, and now we live in his demented world

>that was it

9 or 5 please god

Attached: 55D5B5E6-601D-4BBD-89D1-08A813F5EB14.png (605x519, 62.16K)

Any Forums discovers warm weather makes you sluggish
Must be the meme science experiment

well it was a nice apocalypse while it lasted anons

Attached: Capture.png (1234x684, 150.96K)

lmao, guess the HAPPENING has been confirmed by Kek himself

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGM90Bo3zH0

lifestream is offline
what is going on

It's not dead until they get a definitive answer from CERN like the poster I replied to said, at this new stage of energy.
It cannot be dead since it's a mathematically beautiful solution.

Fuck off chang we're busy.

give me that booty

Attached: 1639157514593.gif (181x179, 216.45K)

cmon 6

ok now it's happening..

Attached: fug.png (612x490, 67.18K)

Rollin

THE ROD AND THE RING WILL STRIKE

third phase just started and lifestream is suddenly dead

WHAT IS GOING ON ANONS

...fuck

Attached: 1638485373013.jpg (655x527, 36.32K)

...

7

My rod struck your mums ring faggot

Artificial selection matrix

Attached: download (1).jpg (256x256, 10.25K)

pls

They only let us see the warm up. Watch the skies.

It’s over

I just want to see the machine running.

mathematical "beauty" seem like a shitty criteria by which to judge a scientific theory if you ask me

0s don't count

SOMETHING CAME THRU, THIS FLEW OVER MY HOUSEE

Attached: 1583389145580.webm (1920x1080, 2.97M)

>the dot is flatlining on red
the collective unconscious knows something is up

You can't stop it.

Attached: 1503338101326.png (666x666, 556.98K)

Let's pray they're trying to fix the hole they made.
archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/30021683/

Attached: CERN-x_10-14-21.png (1191x573, 193.72K)

Did it explode and destroy their entire setup?

As we speak, Chris is folding and shaping reality

Attached: 1627865495690.png (720x720, 746.49K)

STOP FUCKING WITH ME ANONS

THE THIRD PHASE HAS JUST STARTED WITH DOUBLE THE ENERGY
AND THE LIFESTREAM JUST DIED

WHA TIS GOING ON

What the hell am I witnessing, QRD please!

I was born in a test tube.

THIRD PHASE MATTER !!!

Attached: derp.jpg (698x672, 25.59K)

Attached: download - 2022-07-03T204013.414.png (660x1000, 895.18K)

golden ratio reality

Attached: Examples-of-patterns-in-nature-including-the-golden-spiral-the-golden-ratio-and-fractal.png (850x636, 335.23K)

no one asked you, mr cringe soitard atheist

Tough break guy

What time they started the thing

>can finally get my elite gf
BEST TIMELINE
WISH ME LUCK BROS GOING UP THE GRAV LIFT NOW
…hey why is the flood h

almost exactly an hours ago

wouldnt that be nice instead of 3 seconds of cgi and a "music band"

like an hour ago

an hour* (1)

You are in a simulation

Attached: IFSdetails.gif (258x205, 4.82K)

no one asked you, mr cringe soitard atheist