Be me

>Be me
>Parked in the square of my village with my cousin in my car
>2001 but custom car with tinted windows
>2 girls with school bags walking by
>Cousin yells "hello underage girls"
>One girl ignores us but the other comes near our car window
>The one that came next to us has makeup,made hair and nails, the other is a nerd with glasses
>Both village girls so not the first time they see our faces
>Chat a bit, say we will hit the city around 20 kilometres away
>I make a joke inviting them to come too
>Makeup girls wants to come, nerd disagrees
>Surprisingly they split and makeup girl joins us in the back seat
>Decide to roll some weed first
>Head into an old rural road park and roll there
>As we pass the cig makeup girl says she wants too
>She takes it and she coughes a bit while feeling it from the first hit
>Her phone rings
>Its the nerdy friend
>Nerd asks where she is
>She says some old country road
>Nerd asks how she ended up there
>She replies "they raped me"
>Nerd freaks out over the phone
>She laughs and tells her its a joke and that she is stupid
>We continue to get stoned
>Continue and reach the city
>Go to a bench and roll again
>Get stoned again
>Cont

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>cont
>We ask her if she wants to go to a club
>She years shorts with a supper low cut top and everything done so she can go in no problem
>She says she was just returning from class and has no money
>We offer to pay up
>We agree and head in
>We buy her over a couple of hours 2 vodka glasses and 5-6 shots
>She gets wasted
>Around 12 o'clock we leave
>As we head home drunk we decide to roll again
>Head to some dark cemetery and get stoned there
>We head back to the village
>I remember that she has a school bag with her even though it is summer
>Ask her about it
>She says its because she failed her class and has to give exams in September again to pass and not miss her year
>I ask while class she failed
>She replies second year of high school
>Drunk mathematics.jpg
>Wouldn't that mean you are 15 or something
>14 she replies
>14?
>13 and a half actually
>Starting to realize some things as we reach the village
>She is too drunk and stoned to give us directions to her house by car
>She says she lives 5 mins from the village square and can walk home
>Reach square
>Cop car and ambulance with sirens on
>Turns out some old resident died
>Sizable village crowd has gathered
>She spots her friends in some cafe
>As we get closer the whole crowd looks at our car as it stands out because its light blue with tinted windows, led lights, and a noisy custom exhaust
>She opens the door and attempts to walk over to het friends table
>She takes twice as long as she should and goes zig zag all the way
>Everyone looking at her walking zig zag and then at our car
>Whole crowd watches as we speed away


What the fuck happens now and what should we do?

Murder the entire village to cover your tracks.

You'll get the rope.

You had a drink slutty 13 year old in your car and you didn't fuck her? You're a faggot.

KYS OP

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You guys should be charged with raping an underage girl.

Are you quoting the police? hah

I wish that would happen to me

>user admits to crime on internet
good luck dude
I guess talk to a lawyer

I hope they throw you in jail you creep, someone send this to the Greek authorities.

This is normal in every country of the world.
If you're not seeing it. Theyre just not fucking you or getting in your cars

Not saying these guys get convicted, but this is the time of #metoo movement.

you managed to have a boring story with all that, impressive

are you a 13 year old girl?

I don't want a school girl to be frank. Anyone hitting on school girls is creepy.

what will happen next? find out, on the next exciting episode of GREEK LARPTHREADS

>be Allessandro the constable
>slumber at your desk in your ouzo stupor
>ding
>e-mail arrives
>it's from Karen Karenson, Virginia, US.
>"Dear sir/xir/madam/they
>it has come to our attention on a Somalian hopscotch forum
>that two unknown anonymous greeks in a car with tinted windows
>took a 13 year old on a joyride and gave her a vodka shot
>before freaking out and dumping her in the village square
>please find, apprehend and incarcerate the miscreants forever
>sincerely Karen Karenson."
>...
>close e-mail
>scratch head in confusion
>drink more ouzo

Goddamn it Frank

Cool ai Any Forums green text story bros.

unironically how police stations in rural places like my village work

You spent probably over $100 in gas, weed, and alcohol on a 13 year old. You should either go to jail or kys.

I know, I vacation in Greece.

andddd got no pussy.

Americans seething

Sorry that all of your cunny is being enjoyed by niggers and mullatos

You should have married her and turned her into a trad wife

>What the fuck happens now and what should we do?
Prepare your anus

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