/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ROCKET LAUNCH LATER THIS MONTH EDITION

First to awoo on MAGAday

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>we
they were establishment names from the bush era and before. they were not to be trusted at all. but i went along begrudgingly because trump is an R now. i was an obama "hope and change" voter out of high school worried about the future neocons gave me with tax cuts for the rich and letting wall st go wild til it crashed. but Ds bailed them out and didn't help americans to name the short list of how they fucked me.
>gingritch
>mcconnel
>graham
>ryan
>and some others that aren't coming to my head right now
they are and forever will be neocons. trump shouldn't have tried to work with them at all.

The Nuke Crow got tanned hard.

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Hey based gaybro!
AWOOOOO

Happy independence day user

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IM RUNNIN
THEYRE GUNNIN
DOWN MY PARADE
RELEASE THE EAGLE
GRAB THE BURGER
ON MY WAY

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>WHERE DA SUPERB OWL AT :DDDDDDDDD

No that beer right there is a fucking nigger kicking in the door like that, I bet he stole the television too...

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Explain to me the hotdog water and why you think it's 4th of July appropriate.

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ULTRA MAGA

Happy 4th to all frens!!!

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checked and checked

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God Bless America
Happy Independence Day my fellow Americans
America makes my heart beat
Forever Love America

I'm not gay and please don't awoo at me. It's dumgay to awoo.

Prophylactic cute-posting!

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This vodka is making feel sick

checked

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Make white fireworks

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how much have you had user?

try Dalwhinnie scotch, you won't regret
scotchwhisky.com/whiskypedia/1837/dalwhinnie/

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Happy 4th of July everybody

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Half a quort. Mixin with pepsi

Margaritas for me user

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>vodka and cola
Are things really that bad user?

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Oh shit. Enjoy your 4th of July fats...

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>vodka
>scotch
>it's the 4th
>*checks flags*
show some respect, niggers. beer or fuck off. the fuck is this russian and scottish bullshit.

Aww what a big goofball

>USA large cap grows at 12% yearly
>USA mid cap cap grows at 11% yearly
>USA small cap grows at 9.5% yearly

>developed markets (europe) grows at 5.5% yearly
>emerging markets (india, china, everywhere else) grows at 3.5% per year
In the words of Warren Buffet "Never bet against America." The welfare states of the world and high taxation is cucking their economies

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>quort
Jesus user after doing some math you've done
10.66 shots of 40% alcohol

Shills are mad, spamming the same shit, and filters go BRRRTTT slaughtering them, LOL!

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Highland Park
Parkland High

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vodka is one of the worst things you can drink

You are correct sir, I kneel....NOT

Whistle Pig, american whisky; CHECK MATE BURGER

In case you've forgotten a lot of news stories during the Drumpf years would be made up bullshit from this literal teenager that journalists would contact because she hated her mom and trump

>such whiskey
i'll let it slide. this time.

>Fuck scouts
what a bitch

its morbin time

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Thanks Google!

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Final form achieved!

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My math while i've drank 2 shots of gin mixed with pineapple juice + 1 beer.
>(1 quater) 473.176 mil. divided by 44.3603 mil. (1 shot) = 10.66 mil.

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Emily compano is forkin awesome!

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Those bastards do this kind of shit.

Remember last year when a certain semitic finnposter was claiming stinky chinky inflated GDP numbers were real?

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>twitter.com/ChicagoCritter/status/1544029632256671744

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this thing is the biggest cocktese. i wasn't even a teen when construction began and i'm grey now. and it rarely turns on. and it takes 2 years to parse the data.

Checked!

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The vibrations of the day determine which timeline we merge with. So bee strong, bee happy, bee best, and bee nice!

Jim lahey would be proud of me
I AM THE LIQUOR

happy 4th
AWOO
ULTRA MAGA

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ALWAYS AWOO
NEVER CONCEDE
AUDIT THE FRAUD
DROP THE HAMMER
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
LET'S GO BRANDON
JUSTICE FOR LORI
BE BEST
JUST LOVE AND FORGIVE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
(EVEN IF THEY'RE WRONG)
STRONGER TIMES NOW
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
TRUMP FOREVER!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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I can't argue with that

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AWOO and happy independence day to (you)

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OH LAWD HE COMIN

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pathetic. alcohol abuse is unmaga and the big gay

getting sick of this shit

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So much this.

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checked

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NO SLUT PILLS

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Here:
nitter.pussthecat.org/ChicagoCritter/status/1544029632256671744

>nigger does nigger things and shoot some people
No fuck given.

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>Niggers shooting niggers
Do they never take a break?

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>when the Holocaust is considered fake because Germans in their second largest city don't have enough gas to heat their water, much less their houses this coming winter
archive. ph/4sJUS
Have you ever see a bear wear clothing? What about bearjamas?

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Have a happy and safe ULTRA 4TH everybody!
See y'all later!

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why do videos of animals slipping make me laugh so hard?

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Haitian horse raper

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Baby killers being mad they can't kill infants in states they don't live.

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Do we really have no more information about the shooting so far?

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I bet it exists

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From the fire rate might have a binary trigger. It's not full auto for sure but the libshits will claim it is.