My female cousin slapped me in the ass?

Is this my only chance to lose my virginity

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Take it. I took my cousin to prom and we fucked (much like everyone else in my tiny hometown). Just don't get her pregnant.

Do it man, I'm rootin' for ya from 'Bama.

The aunt/cousin tag is getting powerful

Post her pics on quickly

>in

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lol I got a handjob from a cousin once when we were drunk.. in return I finger fucked her. It's ok if you are cousins.. not cool if you are brother/sister

>slapped me in the ass
You already lost your virginity.

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Is she dominant or something?
She wants to fuck your ass?
Asking for a fiend... er, friend!

I fingered my cousin once and she gave me a hj (no bj tho). She has family with kids now.
I still memoryfap to this.

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This thread makes me hate cucktolics more...

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No, we were just laying in bed playing the Sims, and she started teasing me and then suddenly she slaps my ass. The best part, her brother who was in the room ignored it completely.

Please respond man. This is one of the last threads I want to end up as 1pbtid

Do it, especially if she's hot ;)

There you go

Only if she's hot. Don't risk losing your family over anything below a 9/10.

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It's unironically fine if she's removed by three degrees of separation / third cousin. There are apps in certain Euro. Countries so people can track such things. Finland and Iceland, to name two.

No. You’ll regret it and feel dirty later on.
Stay a pure man on the trail to your wife.

Nice. Weird but nice.
Who knows, man.

Is she cute?

>reddit will post 100 memes about murder, incest, rape, etc. in the South
>will talk about how the region is a backwards shithole that needs to be burned to the ground
>post a single image showing that all of these are due to Black populations
>White southerners are on par with the North on these metrics
>get banned from the site, doxxed, and fired

One time I was at the club and my distant cousin I hadn’t seen in like 15 years was there but I didn’t say anything and lied about my name and danced with her. I thought she was hot even when I was like 7 years old. Am I going to Hell?

Great swimmer and smart in school from what I heard