Why don't Russians and Ukranians duke it out in Counter Strike?

why don't Russians and Ukranians duke it out in Counter Strike?
5 of the best players on each team, winner gets it all, loser walks back.
>Ukraine wins, takes back territory and sends all russian population forcing them back in Russian territory
>Russia wins and gets to hold all currently occupied territory

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ukraine would win easily

I think there should be a Russia vs. Ukraine football match tournament. End up with fans from both sides rioting. The one with more survivors wins.

Fuck that, wire steel cage matches and throw all the creepy fucking politicians in there also.
People will pay good money to see that.

I'm not sure about that. Sure, they have S1mple, b1t, and maybe Edward out of retirement, but monesy, jame, and chopper, electronic, and c9 minus hobbit would be on russia. russia wins in a series.

russians would start with 800.
ukraine would start with 16k

s1mple/b1t/sdy + two of the cheaters from Akuma
c9 -interz +electronic

Both sides would use aimbot

Also haven't played in a while but I heard the m4 got nerfed. Is that true,m

This and only this
Germans too
Eu servers are generally way dodgier than US servers

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Both teams lie about the scoreboard.

if the russia roster doesn't have monesy, it's shit. also, akuma is garbage.

they took 5 bullets from the a1s so it has 20. It is still OP as fuck.

sh1ro is a way better awper

just annex estonia and pick up ropz. 16-0 every game.

>ukraine wins everything back
>russia gains nothing new
are you only pretending?

kino

s1mple is a cheater just like half of the player in this garbage game.
Virtus pro had byali cheating, niko was cheating, shox was cheating, zywoo is still cheating, tenz, stewie2k, coldzera etc
Watch any video with amazing kills in majors etc you will see triggers everywhere.
The only good player who weren't cheating are mostly old pros from 1.6 like neo, f0rest, fallen etc.
The players that you never heard of prior to csgo that are hitting incredible shots 24/7 are almost all cheaters.

I've got a better idea; why don't we solve all major geo-political issues with nude female wrestling matches.

Just imagine pic related bros...

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True slav way of settling differences

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Yes
But
Only hot and young women
Any old women over 22 is immediately disqualified