Unremovable sky ads are the future

Astronomers will get mad
hahahaha lol lol lol lol lol

Solution: crowdfund our own ad and put a dick on another ad

Checked i will unironically become a terrorist to destroy the first company who tries this. Dont care glow niggers come get me because the day they put a dont forget the holocaust sign in the sky is the day meme magic has gone too far and someone needs to blow up a synagogue.

That's not how it works.

after ufos I don't trust what we've been told about space. we are stuck here in jew realm on purpose. i've seen the niggers leave. its all rigged here.

Checked

your digits mean i will listen to your explain ation. got proof?

Less space to escape into nature, away from devilish corporatism, to be left alone with your own thoughts. A more nightmare scenario would be beaming ads straight into peoples' cyberware.

This will really bring the schizos out
You can do that shit in California or big cities that are already light polluted but once that nonsense comes anywhere else the real weirdos are going to go out and "fix this"

I'd be pretty pissed off having to see that garbage in the sky myself. Dunno how much I'd do about it, other than actively boycott yet *another* company

Good.

If it tries telling me that the vaccine is safe and effective one more time then it will be knocked out of orbit by my sides

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What if they project Jesus Christ in the sky?

>cheaper space technologies
>expectation: space exploration, new horizons for mankind
>reality: Coca-Cola, Blacked, vaxx add
We really live in the funniest timeline, aren't we?

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Torn between despising this with every fibre of my being and looking forward to living in Blade Runner irl.

I majored in astrophysics and if capitalism removes my ability to look at the night sky, I will be devoting my life to terrorism in order to shoot these things down and destroy companies that wish to create more

The real nightmare scenario is when they have the technology to beam ads right into your visual field. Wanna opt out? subscribe for ad-free-life, only $14.99 a month

They'll make sure it orbits over densely populated areas mainly, because it'll be very expensive to do this.

>Unremovable

we'll see about that

would city people accept something like this? Arent people in those areas supposed to be smart?

Space isn't real and no conclusive evidence has ever shown it to be real.

I'm afraid it's too late user, theres not much we can do but wait til the kali-yuga ends.

I make a promise with everybody on this board that if there are ever Coca Cola ads flying over our house that we all will work in tandem to destroy them

You literally can’t look in any direction without being hexed
Even now this is true

>Guess I'll have to rent some space

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>Even now this is true

are you sure?

>become rich
>buy unremovable sky ads
>write niggers tongue my anus on it

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what about astrologists aka psychotic libs

Then we know its happening. Can you imagine the normies? Fucking insane. What if that projected "Jesus" appointed, lets say, zelensky or whatever as gods representative? We would be LITERALLY at end times. Yo i wanna see it.

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the natives here will not let that happen at all and they are very political these days. maybe in shithole USA or europe this will happen, but not in my jewish bolthole

you forgot to draw it on the dude's phone...

>A Russian company called StartRocket says it's going to launch a cluster of cubesats into space that will act as an "orbital billboard," projecting enormous advertisements into the night sky like artificial constellations. And its first client, it says, will be PepsiCo — which will use the system to promote a "campaign against stereotypes and unjustified prejudices against gamers" on behalf of an energy drink called Adrenaline Rush.

This is fake. A literal bot article.

>Arent people in those areas supposed to be smart?
people in general are not smart

Adblock it with a hammer on the projectors

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If these ads are literally in orbit, then the entire world would be forced to see them

how can they not be smart if they make 300k/yr

>unremovable
Are you retarded?

I warned you niggers.
youtube.com/watch?v=u5hQpRbHERg

sorry bro, my brain has been rotting from being inside

It's getting scary, its frustrating and also extremely frightening at how things have changed over the past few years. We'll be living in a digital prison planet the elite have created for us in less than ten years.

Fuck this shit

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>>Torn between despising this with every fibre of my being and looking forward to living in Blade Runner irl.
When I was a kid I wanted to live in that movie so bad, now I look back on those days and wonder just wtf I was thinking.

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>would city people accept something like this?

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Imagine looking up at the night sky and you see some disgusting giant fat naked nigger doing yoga with a Gatorade bottle inserted into her asshole

>Support Ukraine
I support Ukraine because I hate Russian mongoloids, not because some faggot on twitter told me to.

>how can they not be smart if they make 300k/yr
you are fucking retarded, thats it

We will shoot it down

Good ol' Loca-Cola, my favorite source of corn syrup.

i think times square is amazing though. how the fuck do they even change those ads so much in the middle of all that foot traffic?

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Imagine 8k ultrad HDQ+ porn videos in the sky. Blowjobs seen for miles and miles.

tell me you don't have a soul without telling me yu don't have a soul

I'd contribute to this

I 100% support this. Why is this bad?

If it was neon lolis yeah. Neon hentai sky... Fractals... Animal Planet. Now that would be a winner.

Yeah. Its an honor upholding the banner of Christ in these times. Remember the
>born too soon to
>born too late too

We will be persecuted by the Antichrist. Now THATS something.

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