I want to go to the United States and become an US citizen, but I have no money or skills to do it legally

I want to go to the United States and become an US citizen, but I have no money or skills to do it legally.

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If you come you should be my friend

should've been born mexican then, shouldn't you?

just pretend to be Mexican and go across the border

>become a trap
>government pay for transition
>onlyfans
prolapse!!!!!

Why would you want that when we are on the verge of WW3? South America is the safest place to be.

Just do it illegally. Nobody will stop you and the dems will probably give citizenship to all the illegals. If you get caught, they'll put you on a plane to the whitest city they can find.

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just go and say you are a mexican

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I sort of want to come too to live. Too bad I literally just am a bonger.

As someone who was unfortunately and unwillingly born and lives in the United States "Washington State" my advice is don't do it, don't consider it. United States is a worse than 3rd world conditions with beyond tourist trap prices and amongst the shittiest weather/climate in the world with a corrupt and illegitimate dictatorship and corrupt corporations. Unless you like shoving things up your ass and doing meth passed out on the sidewalk for $4000 a month America is not for you or for anyone. I would support Russia or China if they invaded and every day I wake up wishing to get out and that I was not here.