Homophobic chuds are purposefully boosting this movie to be more popular than Lightyear, but it’s not going to work. Any 10/10 reviews of this movie are fake because we say they’re fake, okay?
Homophobic chuds are purposefully boosting this movie to be more popular than Lightyear, but it’s not going to work...
Nolan Peterson
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Jacob Clark
>review bombed with perfect scores
It's only okay when they are the ones paying all the rotten tomatoe journos.
Henry Cox
And this is how we’re going to get PSA’s of minions in rainbows saying muh Nazis bad.
Brayden Robinson
My 8 year old cousin liked the movie. Minions seem harmless.
What's the problem?
Jordan Campbell
>Homophobic chuds are purposefully boosting this movie to be more popular than Lightyear
Even implying your anal sex cartoon is popular after it bombed is hilarious.
Jason Williams
is this movie good? besides telling the poster of the Opening Thread to buy an add.
anyone seen that minions movie? thoughts?
Zachary Lewis
The minion goal is to serve the most evil people on earth. Hitler is not canon, if you watch minions you know that. Also dracula is Canon but they are responsible for his death
Jaxon Smith
> youtu.be
> "People in the teather were coming in Minion fursuits and tailored suits, they were filling the room"
This is fucking hilarious
Owen Ward
And eventually you will get busted for molesting her DIDDLA
Elijah Hill
They literally can’t stand that something unpolitical is popular. Why won’t children consume THE MESSAGE?
Isaiah Price
That's fine, as long as when minions 3 comes around absolutely nobody goes to it and it bombs spectacularly. Can't let corporations get too complacent.
Anthony Baker
>spring-summer 2010
>10 years old
>hate minions
>hate the constant despicable me ads which primarily feature minions
>tell myself i can't wait for despicable me to be out of theaters and everyone to forget about the fucking minions
mfw minions become one of the most defining cultural icons of the 2010s and are still talked about 12 fucking years later
Landon Sullivan
it's okay to be yellow
Matthew Hill
>for teh lulz
i missed such things
Landon Garcia
So what's the problem with it again
Carson Ramirez
It's still globohomo propaganda, just LESS offensive than Lightqueer. There's literally an evil nun in an actual habit, that prays and carries a crucifix as a weapon and transforms into a massive evil snake at the end of the movie because of a zodiac (((killer))) medallion. Not even joking. globohomo has infested everything. Can't wait for the nuke to drop, honestly.
Brayden Parker
>cynical by-the-numbers modern Disney trash
>high art cimema
Who is this propaganda even for? Who the fuck reads something so vehemently, insultingly dishonest and agrees with it?
Christian Carter
They wanted the movie promoting homosexuality to be the most popular. Rating a different movie higher is problematic
Wyatt White
It will make money, it looks like.
Buzz Lightyear is going to cost hem $100,000,000.
Gabriel Thomas
Does this movie explain what they were doing during 1933-1945?
Robert Nguyen
MINION KAMPF
Luke Brooks
Lightyear has lots of niggers and sodomites in it including a fag kiss scene. The kikes are seething Lightyear failed at the Box Office because of this, and people are watching and highly rating this kids movie instead.
Brayden Parker
Hitler lost because the minions were working for FDR is the actual canon. If you were a real fan you'd know this.
Gabriel Cooper
It's a reference to The Matrix, red pill blue pill. I suppose you could argue that the "follow the white rabbit" line was a vague reference to that chemical structure but that's pretty damn thin.
Adrian Rivera
guess no one has seen the movie and you're all bots
Owen Kelly
My 7 yr old loved it, we already saw it twice and she keeps asking if we can go again, to me all these movies seem the same from toy story on just don't pay attention
Andrew Moore
Jaxson King
>mfw minions become one of the most defining cultural icons of the 2010s
They seem to dovetail with that globohomo art style that encourages everyone to be a moronic easily manipulatable fat sexless pud. Bauhaus or Degenerate Memphis or w/e it's called.
I liked DM as a movie but yeah, those things are not carrying it by themselves.
What's up with LY is he a fag now? Or is his cockpit filled with trannies copilots?
Caleb Perry
The royalist boomer retards here embraced them because everyone else called them that for years
Jose Price
>encourages everyone to be a moronic easily manipulatable fat sexless pud.
I tried getting into the nostalgia shit a few years back, watched an episode of old SpongeBob, lasted 3 minutes before turning it off and realizing why parents hated it so much. I hate this goofball, don’t take anything seriously mindset with a passion now.