Bongs, what do you have to say for yourselves?
It’s about that time
Jaxson Cook
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Asher Wilson
The Virgin Brit
>Annoyed because its the 4th of July
>Not very animated
>Usual, boring day
>Thinks about what America is doing while they should be doing their own thing
The Chad American
>Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Guns. All the fun things
>Fires guns indiscriminately.
>5:00 AM. Time to Party
>Two American Flags are present at all times.
>Freedom.
Jason Rogers
lets not get too ahead of ourselves, amerigay could collapse today
Ayden James
The brits always get extra snippy and butthurt around this time of the year.
Owen Bennett
Not my problem.
Andrew Rodriguez
They will probably brush their teeth in defiance.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK FUCK THE UK
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Adam Gomez
Based American lover. Where’s all the Bongs? Crying in their pillows?
Nathan Stewart
I’m fucking seething
Xavier Johnson
Logan Phillips
Fuck bong land. The original kike globo homo country.
Robert Bailey
Happy 4th fatties.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Cope as much as you want but tomorrow is just going to be another day of nigs rioting and lib wokescolds denigrating your gay founders. It's over for you.
Caleb King
KEK, well played my friend.
Lucas Ross
the Jap has a very good point. a Brit will froth at the mouth to go to war if their bankers tell them to.
kinda sad when you think about it.
Tyler Morales
Do you think the Founding Fathers had sex while they were writing the Declaration of Independence?
Jaxson Thompson
Most Bongs don't even know what the 4th of July is and if they do they are still more bothered by Canada getting independence which is still not a lot.
Asher Bell
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Cameron Fisher
You're gonna be inside, enjoying life, while niggers are on the warpath outside your homes.
We're gonna be inside, enjoying life, while niggers are on the warpath outside our homes.
Yes, we are indeed different.
Jose Perry
They had already fucked the Bongs out of a Country so probably wore out.
William Myers
Austin Bell
Justin Allen
>Be American colonial scum.
>Get increasingly butthurt you have to pay taxes (literally the money that paid the soldiers that protected them from marauding natives)
>Taxes that native Englishmen had to pay were vastly greater compared to colonial taxes
>Mob public officials and threaten to kill them, throw a massive tantrum when soldiers arrive and shoot back
>Have a massive chimp out
>Burn ships, throw perfectly good food into the sea, murder and kill anyone you suspect of being loyal and true.
>Ally with the mortal enemy of the nation you are descended from
>Decide to attack and murder other British living in Canada in pirate ships
>Betray your own kith and kin to the French
>Murder tens of thousands of your own brothers in a pointless war that alienated you from your own people.
>Americans are proud of this and celebrate it every year
>There was already huge pressure for colonial representation in the UK anyway
>Eventually betray the French.
>Muttify yourself with increasing fervour approaching fanaticism.
>The Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British, was an incident on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed several people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots, such as Paul Revere and Samuel Adams, to encourage rebellion against the British authorities
>As the evening progressed, the crowd around Private White grew larger and more boisterous. Church bells were rung, which usually signified a fire, bringing more people out. Over fifty Bostonians pressed around White, led by a mixed-race former slave named Crispus Attucks, throwing objects at the sentry and challenging him to fire his weapon. White, who had taken up a somewhat safer position on the steps of the Custom House, sought assistance.
>Be whipped up by separatists and a literal 56% face into murdering and betraying your own kith and kin.
The American, everybody.
Tyler Richardson
Yes mate celebrate while the British Empire collapses and you with it.
Nicholas Baker
>tfw wasn't born to see the glorious Judeo-British Empire
feels bad
>tfw born to see the humiliating death of our greatest genetic enemy yet
feels good
Goys be seething but they can't prove me wrong.
Isaac Perry
Losing the USA is basically just losing another shithole African colony at this point ... I'm sorry, burgerbros
Grayson Collins
You forgot
>proceed to get swamped by all the immigrants you invited who then wear the remnants of your society like a skin suit
>twice
Eli Reed
Happy 4th bruh
Charles Butler
Ooh Say can you See....
Joseph Adams
War of 1812 mutt nigger
Jaxson Allen
Apologize.
I think Americans are due us an apology
Henry Sanchez
The tip of your cock,
No I'm too fat'
And it has been chopped off.