Portugal

Explain yourselves

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that's for cleaning your butt, Mario retard.

not portuguese but

>in a hurry
>had a nasty shit
>nowhere to shower
>use bidet
>clean ass and balls

The one on the left is for if you get thirsty while you're on the toilet. It's called a "drinking fountain".

they were invaded by muslims for hundreds of years, with that comes muslim "sanitation."

finesse

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How is it possible to have a shit THAT bad though?

only old people use bidets

don't you shower/use bidet after taking a shit?

Gypsy trying to steal the thread

Amerisharts prefer to have shit smeared all around their assholes smelling all day rather than just washing it off with water.

KEK if you could smell my bathroom right now you’d understand, in literally faking one of those shits as I read this thread

Well I don't handstand wile shitting

Feels gud right? Fresh balls

Going to Germany convinced me bidets are necessary.

Just wait until you get older and all the goyslop catches up to you.

the balls might had been sweaty/smelly by the time he decided to use a shitter, it gets pretty hot in Italy after all

>faggot flag
Checks out.

Good goy

so they crouch down and drink from the faucet? Barbaric, I tell ya.

Who the fuck has time to shower five times a day?

the famous portugeese at work