You're the worst person in the world. I want you to know that.
Matthew Nelson
Good Sunday 4th of July weekend, /ptg/...hope all you niggers are having a comfy weekend, and getting very fat on grilled burgers, grilled onions, grilled everything...ribs for tonight are now in the oven, comfily baking...I'm gonna head for a nice, leisurely Sunday afternoon drive now, like all those fucking boomers did with their families growing up in Burgerland in the 50s and 60s
I remember some women on twitter talking about either Weinstein or Waters and how this bitch manages to nail every election for last 50years but she never saw her campaing poster once, never had her actually campaign etc. Its amazing how weird this shit is the second you start paying any amount of attention.
What the fuck do they mean "three years of social media"? Like are you supposed to print out your faceberg timeline going back 3 years? Do they even know what that means themselves?
Caleb Jenkins
This plan wouldn't happen to involve kidnap does it?
Wait... how?... Ahem, I mean, there's this link on the onion with rocket launchers ads and... this is going 100% to get Drump- I mean, Trump, elected, you just have to trust me on this one...
Isn’t it amazing that that happened and there was literally no consequences from it Remember too that the person who coordinated this was in charge in DC on J6
Samuel Hernandez
>literally uses the wording "confirm the applicant's character" >when that's exactly what was ruled unconstitutional in the first place They're actually retarded.
When all the other entrapped people other than that one drug abuser with a permanent belief mechanism feature turned on are federal agents and you still call it "mission accomplished". I'd be surprised if everyone involved didn't got a medal and a promotion in service of their country.
Gavin Morris
So when do we leave for Michigan to get ice cream then? I've got the Uhaul trailer ready. It can fit lots of /ptg/ in it!
did you pack the matching polos and chinos like we're playing dress up
Jacob Hill
Who is going to throw bricks from some dead nigger that clearly shot at police on video? They were all watching the same livestream we were, weren't they?
Jaxon Gomez
obviously no social media means you're unfit to own a gun