New Bible Books - Mandela Effect

Open your bibles tight now and tell me what are the 5 last chapters of the old testament.

Notice anything unusual? Like books of the Bible you've bever heard of?

Habakkuk is the big one for me. I grew up in an extremely religious household and know my Bible front to back. This book and those around it were NEVER in my bibles growing up, now they are.

This is Berenstein Bear on overdrive!

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I just checked my wife's childhood bible and that book isn't in there.

They've always been there. They're called the minor prophets. Some very good prophecies are in there.

MALACHI
1:11 For from the rising of the sun even unto the going down of the same my name shall be great among the Gentiles; and in every place incense shall be offered unto my name, and a pure offering: for my name shall be great among the heathen, saith the Lord of hosts.

2: 2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the Lord of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.

2:11 Judah hath dealt treacherously, and an abomination is committed in Israel and in Jerusalem; for Judah hath profaned the holiness of the Lord which he loved, and hath married the daughter of a strange god.

3:1 Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the Lord of hosts.

3:7 Even from the days of your fathers ye are gone away from mine ordinances, and have not kept them. Return unto me, and I will return unto you, saith the Lord of hosts. But ye said, Wherein shall we return?

3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

Man! You crakas ain’t Habakkuk since slabes wen free.

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You're from the Habakkuk timeline.

And yet it's everywhere else "official".

HABAKKUK
1:1 The burden which Habakkuk the prophet did see.

1:2 O Lord, how long shall I cry, and thou wilt not hear! even cry out unto thee of violence, and thou wilt not save!

1:3 Why dost thou shew me iniquity, and cause me to behold grievance? for spoiling and violence are before me: and there are that raise up strife and contention.

1:4 Therefore the law is slacked, and judgment doth never go forth: for the wicked doth compass about the righteous; therefore wrong judgment proceedeth.

1:12 Art thou not from everlasting, O Lord my God, mine Holy One? we shall not die. O Lord, thou hast ordained them for judgment; and, O mighty God, thou hast established them for correction.

1:13 Thou art of purer eyes than to behold evil, and canst not look on iniquity: wherefore lookest thou upon them that deal treacherously, and holdest thy tongue when the wicked devoureth the man that is more righteous than he?

2:2 And the Lord answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

2:3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry.

2:4 Behold, his soul which is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith.

Bible verse bot?

Heres the real question - why would you read anything written by jews?

Here's a question for you,

Why would Jews or anyone else want to change the bible?

Have some parallel passages

>2:4 Behold, his soul which is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith.

ROMANS 1:17
For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

GALATIANS 3:11
But that no man is justified by the law in the sight of God, it is evident: for, The just shall live by faith.

>2:3 For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry.
2 PETER 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

I'm flattered

>Why would Jews or anyone else want to change the bible?
REVELATION 22
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

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you are probably from some gay protty cult that removed them because they don't support your beliefs.

Malachi is one if the hardest hitting minor prophets.

you know the jews own publishing rights to the bible right? they make changes all the time.

How can they make changes to physical bibles? It's so blatant.

jews didn't exist until the 11th century.

They are there now though that's what's crazy. I've asked everyone I know IRL and nobody recognizes those books, regardless of religion.

They sneak in at night to rewrite bibles and cobble shoes.

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Yes the Jews have corrupted all (((modern))) nu-Bibles. That's why its essential that all English speaking Christians read the KJV exclusively.

New World Order Bible Versions Full Movie
youtu.be/i9SQjfB-oFw

God has opened your eyes to his word. You are now one of the select few. Read them.

JOHN 6:29
Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.

JOHN 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

Never heard of those. I’ve been getting deja vu recently, apparently they’re also revving up cern and expect to reach full power by July 5th. I’m starting to think deja vu/reve are a sign that some of us switched timelines.

>bible
>torah
pick one, evangelicalfaggot

It's relevant to the discussion, if you cant see it how the "Bernstein bear" is actually speaking the truth. People skip the last chapters of the old testament due to lot of political and various other details of the hellenistic era but they were all there.
What you lads call Mandela effect is just the effect of Watson at the Ministry of Truth editing history as it happens. When 2 narratives collide the niggers relegated that to some quantum level sgit when in fact you are seeing censorship slip ups.

Old testament is written by Israelites, Jews only emerge after the destruction of the Temple in 70 AD and the wholesale embracing of the Talmud after the Kitos War (diaspora war).

>not remembering the books of the Bible

certified Prottie moment

KJV has these chapters in it though. I went through searches online and can find references back in 2010ish.

Every time I ask someone who has no context, they open their Bible and go "oh I don't remember these books".

>old testament
Stop worshipping the vile yid god of vengeance and death, retard. Jesus freed you off its grasp.

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Yep. The summary.
latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-ashkenazi-jews-dna-diseases-20140909-story.html
The full study.
nature.com/articles/ncomms5835

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I dont trust your memory

So they censored these books until recently? Instead of adding them in recently?

My theory is that in this universe they always existed, but many of our consciences were ported to this universe from one where they didn't exist.

It's same way only a few people know Berenstein as Berenstain. They are from the new universe already.

KJV was the first to use the masoretic text. The jew authorithrized version that was not even written until 900AD. At least the Septuagint has provinance.

I don't understand how they can make changes to previously printed bibles. Maybe you never noticed the change before now? I really don't know. Like I said, I checked my wife's childhood bible. It wasn't in there so your mandela effect argument is void. Her bible would be those books as well but it doesn't.

I'm not worshipping it you idiot. I'm pointing out its being fucked with for some goal.

JOHN 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. This is genesis 1:1 but instead if the Spirit of the Lord moving over the waters it's The Word. The Word is Jesus Christ.
Let's read John 1:1 again with that in mind. And in the beginning was Jesus, and Jesus was with God, and Jesus was God.
How about them apples?

(((Jews))) are actually lying Khazar babies. They are descended from a small cult of Pharisees that fled Judea after everyone converted to Christ. They roamed around as a mercantile desert cult for centuries until the Khazaria took them in and assimilated them. "Ashekenazi" Jews are literally descended from Askekenaz who is descended from Japheth and not Shem. Apart from just LOOKING at them, its so obvious that its baked into the name. They are not "semitic", ironically Europeans are more semitic than they are

REVELATION
2:9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

GENESIS 10
10 Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth: and unto them were sons born after the flood.

2 The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.

3 And the sons of Gomer; Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah.

What's it called? The version your wife has.

Ashekenazi Jews trace their lineage matrilineally because they got KHAZAR'd by descendants of Ashekenaz from Japheth's patrilineal lineage.

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Nope. 96 percent of jews lived in Babylon after 597BC. They never went back. Even when they could. Babylon was Zion since Cyrus the Great untl it was Baghdad in 1943AD.

I just want to look at a digital version today.

They haven't censored anything. I have a bible from the 90s (published in the 80s) and it had all the minor prophets. An Orthodox bible no less.
I have good memory but also surprise myself with false memories. 1984 they were editing everything, Mandela dead in the 80s was just a psyop that didint work and got memoryholled Mandela effect is the fringe remembering things that were memoryholled or outright false memories. Every time someone tries to take the discussion to metaphysical or Quantic level for mundane events it's just deflection into unprovable waste of time.

I'm well aware. Pharisees derive from edomite converts (by force) by John Hyrcanus in about 130 BC. The parable of the good samaritan was that although samaritan meant edomite even Israel and Judah were edomite by then as to violate the law like that. Samaritans are the Jews, alongside Edomites and other niggers.

The Word is alive and always has been. Show me your sources, probably not as strange as you think

>Muh dogmas
Your head is so deep up your ass it's unbelievable.

I'm telling you, it has nothing to do with existing bibles having these books in them. In the same way you can't find books that say Berenstein Bears even though that's how everyone remembers it.

Case in point, a reference in The Office references Berenstein.

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References don't seem to change only direct citations or the works themselves.

Is Mandela effect just cope for people with bad memories?

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Open my Bible tight? What does that even mean

Enlightenment me.

I don't own a Bible because I refuse to read jewish nonsense

It's not about caring what it says, it's noticing things being changed.

because they are 100 ttimes smarter than people like you, it;s no fluke why they tend to lead movements