You go to bed tonight and wake up here, another world. What are you doing first?

You go to bed tonight and wake up here, another world. What are you doing first?

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Go to work.

getting my knob slobbered on by some big titted milktruck fräulein in lederhosen on a hilly mountain

kiss the ground

get dominated by big ayran men because im a petite jewish femboy

Try to warn Hitler about invading the Soviet Union!

probably panic slightly as i cant speak german and they'll probably think im a spy or something. but just not being able to communicate alone is a big enough problem.

Get as many plans for nuclear power and weapons as I can and let German scientists figure the rest out.

I'd have a Fanta

>be me
>aryan superstar
>wake up
>be me
>walk downstairs (its a large staircase because being based has made me rich)
>the stay is made of... NIGGERS!
>curbstomp each one on the way down
>order my gay jewish sex slave to make me a cup of liberal tears
>abort some black babies
>get on the computer
>time for a hard day of posting misinformation and propaganda online
>type a pepe and post some jaks' while i drink my eyeball cum
>make sure to downvote every post on Any Forums (im an epic troll)
>see that i have been banned from discord
>panic
>terabytes of child porn, gone
>run out the door, assault rifle 15 in hand
>engage fully semiautomatic mode in the general direction of some grocery stores and hospitals
>hit only white people
>99% casualties
>mission a-fucking-complished
>return indoors to masturbate to based furry porn
>Any Forums, you did it again

bashing the fash, duh

based FPBP
it was a working man's world and that's why it was great

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NUREMBERG, LABOR-FRONT

SPEECH OF SEPTEMBER 12, 1936

>How Germany has to work to wrest a few square kilometers from the ocean and from the swamps while others are swimming in a superfluity of land!

If I had the Ural Mountains with their incalculable store of treasures in raw materials, Siberia with its vast forests, and the Ukraine with its tremendous wheat fields, Germany and the National Socialist leadership, would swim in plenty! . . .

There was sometimes advanced as an excuse for Russia that she had been through war and through revolution. Well, we stood against twenty-six States in the war and we had a revolution, but I have taken as my fundamental law not to destroy anything. Had I done so there would have been an excuse for rebuilding during another eighteen years.

But that was not our plan. We wanted additional work for our unemployed and the use of the volume of their increased production to increase every man's share in consumption. Wages are not based on production; production itself is the wage.

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>If I had wished I could have substituted officials for employers, but nature and reality select best. We do not wish bureaucratic economics as in Russia, nor do we wish to establish economic democracy here.

Yet that does not mean either that we wish to let things drift as they please. Our fundamental economic principles are, first, to unite all the forces existing, and secondly, to educate our people better in their use.

This Labor Front is the greatest element in such education. You are servants of the nation, but you alone are nothing. As part of the organic whole you are everything....

It is hard to build up a new life out of your poverty, but I am not complaining. On the contrary, I find it wonderful to face difficult problems.

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>Some people say, 'He has brought out another plan.' When he had completed the first, why couldn't he leave us in peace? Now he is tackling problems that cannot be solved.'

I say that they can be solved; there is no problem that cannot be, but faith is necessary. Think of the faith I had to have eighteen years ago, a single man on a lonely path. Yet I have come to leadership of the German people....

People complain of a shortage of this and that - for instance, of a shortage of cotton. I say that in the next four years we shall produce our own German cloth.

Others raise the question of rubber. I tell you that factories will spring from the earth and that in four years we shall ride on our own German rubber tires.

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I systematically begin executing every man with the last name 'gates'

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>It may then be asked, 'With what motive power will you drive you cars?' I say that we shall take gasoline from our own oil and coal.

Whenever I see the Labor Front I am impressed by the word 'front.' It signifies one will, one goal of achievement. Life is hard for many, but it is hardest if you are unhappy and have no faith. Have faith. We are not a helpless State.

Nothing can make me change my own belief. I am convinced that the unworthiest among us is he who cannot master his ill fortune.

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Taking a piss.

Pray to God Any Forums is right about the holohoax but otherwise probably try to prevent the war and/or assure Germany's victory.

Hollywood Spectacular