Aus/pol/ - Prime Minister Albo General

make America great again edition!

>Three in four Australians believe US ties increase chance of war involvement in Asia, poll shows
theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jun/29/three-in-four-australians-believe-us-ties-increase-chance-of-war-involvement-in-asia-poll-shows

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Hungry Jacks sucks

Perth sucks

>no gf
>no job
>no hobbies
What do?

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doing eshay buvvas

if he got that close to a union jack in my presence if knock his jaw off his face

who here /NEET/pilled and/or DSPatrician?

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correct and correct

Spoke to a hot as fuck brazillian chick on my way home today.

Felt like she was kind of keen but I didn’t go for the number or anything for some reason.

Oh well?

NEET4LYF
almost time for poo

explain your falling out with Ian for being a vaccinated faggot?

Hmm I have all that
Why don't you have any of that user

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my fists bigger than your ausmutt irish nigger pms peahead

sorry to be the bearer of bad news user but that was a man

Straya

>Penal colony that turned into big empty farmland
>overrun with Chinese and WMAF couples
>the law abiding, boot licking, working aussie that allows his government to spit all over him, while doing absolutely nothing about it
>Cost of living is so high that if you don't have at least a middle class family willing to support you through uni you're basically doomed to slave away in retail for the rest of your life, living paycheck to paycheck
>The government guaranteeing student loans mean thousands of young people taking them when the universities knew their wages would never be enough to repay them
>The real irresponsibility is letting 17-18 year olds decide to put themselves into $100k of college debt for a useless degree. People just don't understand responsibility at that age. Australian uni is like 4-5x more expensive for international students
>The people who want cheap labor control Australia. We import workforces from overseas while our own population lives in relative decadence— either through dole payments from wealth distribution or capital investment resulting in an income stream
>Melbourne and Sydney are filled almost exclusively with paki's, indians, chinese, souf, dole-monkeys, chavs, liberals or Irish. Rent is hilariously high in Melbourne and Sydney, like it's literally double anywhere near the city area
>Sydney, Melbourne are filled with homeless people and literally rows of people sleeping underneath buildings in the middle of the city
>outside of Chinatown in Melbourne but all the storefronts, advertisements and street signs are chinese. Or having 5 giant indian supermarkets in my local town
>Australia: The world's meth capital. most common are Weed Cocaine Shrooms Speed 2cb MDMA Xanax Opiates Valium
>The government and MSM want you to BELIEVE the vaccine is or will be 'mandatory'
>Average home in Sydney costs $955,000, over twenty times the minimum yearly wage

Ian and I are literally in a voice call right now with C Kyle kek

your presidents got an ausmutt peahead

cant wait for my state mandated chinksect gf
i for one welcome our chinese overlords

No

Every Chinese person who leaves Australia is another house for an Australian.

and you're all vaccinated?

C Kyle is a faggot too.

My post wasn't a question, user.

C Kyle and Craig are vaxxcucks. Decaf and I (Ian) are unvaccinated chads.

Just kidding, I am C Kyle!

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I know i’m just in denial

I must be gay

Why did you do this to me?

Doesn't change the fact that you're an utter faggot.

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what ever happened to that guy who called you an apu faggot? did he died?

I hope so. I hope so.

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Hey, Ian - at least I've never paid for sex.

This is your average Aussie family in 2030 aus/pol/

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If it was a man, user is gay. I'm sorry user, but rules are rules. Being attracted to a man means gay.

Fuck off bong

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Anyone else seen the anti white lynx deodorant add?

I'm not sure how this helps them sell hamburgers

my brother and his gf are coming over. do i name the jew? my brother went from laughing at me about 911 'conspiracies' to thinking the last 18 months was co ordinated thanks to robert kennedy jr book.

those kids have such munted faces

All four of them look like pedophiles
In the case of the children, retarded pedophiles

call him out for being a hypocritical faggot, but not in a way that you could be perceived as a cunt

tl;dr

>another saturday night
>another night with no ass of a filipina MILF gently brapping in my face
it is truly over bros
I'd clap the wifes chappatis, if you know what I mean

i dont really see goy ads. but it wouldnt surprise me, it's almost impossible to watch anything recent that isnt globohomo. i tried an adam sandler movie lastnight and it was disgusting
he is always so close. maybe i'll quizz him as to who owns % of these big 'aussie' companies kek

>am 6ft2 100kg of muscle
>live with white girlfriend who is 6 years younger, cum in her everyday
>make 200k
>eat 1kg of meat per day
>fucked off my shit on cocaine and meth
>unvaxxed with fake certs for me and missus
>member of labor party
>drive landcruiser
>gfs dad is a cop, tells me how to get off
Straya

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youre a paki

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Man he is just doing that to rub his girlfriend in your face, you realize this right?

Third wheel mf

>another night with no ass of a filipina MILF gently brapping in my face
Iktfb

Rape him like he was your inbred seppo cousin.

Lol, dad is a cop, no mention of net worth just salary

It's always funny to see the working class brag

I've been NEET since losing my job due to not vaxxing. Love it desu. Don't know how I'll ever go back to working. It would probably be pretty stressful if I didn't have money though.

that's because at least half the story is fake
>member of labor party ....
thats another sign this cunt is a flop
he sells and smokes his own gear.. AT FUCKING BEST

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