>*knock knock
>Sir, this is the FBI
>We have a warrant for seizure of illegal memes of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and George Floyd open the door! NOW!
What do?
*knock knock
Nathan Bailey
Jordan White
"Hildawg tongues my anus."
Chase Butler
Fuck off you glowies. You'll never take my preciouses
Landon Edwards
>FBI
KEK.
>*comes out blasting*
Aiden Rodriguez
Throw a snake at them
Jonathan Allen
Noah Ramirez
how are you all progressing with your tunnels to the neighbor across the road? so when the fbi come knocking you can get a good flank position?
Cooper Hughes
fpbp
Jace Green
What Joe Biden told me to do. Get a shotgun and fire straight through the door (without really knowing what is on the other side).
Nicholas Brooks
FPBP if your door isn't wired with a surprise for the zogbots you're NGMI.
David James
>Tell them to slip the warrant through the door so I can inspect it to verify its authenticity before letting them in
>take warrant and shred it
>tell them they need a warrant to enter my home against my will
>they don't have one
Adrian Hill
million IQ play!
they have no chance against you
Anthony Price
Based lmfao
Lucas Johnson
Based
Ethan Gutierrez
>"yes officer, i did in fact say "niggers deserve genocide" on Any Forums. yes its my ip address. yes i really think so, the rampant crime rates of this country speak for themselves. no i dont think its because theyre poor, its a genetic issue."
Austin White
I would but my mom drips by unannounced, I dont want to blow her to kingdom come.
Brandon Clark
it will never stop being funny
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
Daniel Sullivan
Pull my shorts down, get down on all fours, spread my cheeks, and when they finally breach they will be presented with my wide open anus which will suck them up and whisk them away to hell.
Austin Thompson
>2022
>Not just gutting the inside of your house and secretly building up a +6 foot thick reinforced concrete box along the inside to sit in and tell them to fuck off and if they can't get in that's their own fucking problem
Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Morales
>200 pounds of pussy and ass
Landon Richardson
Tell em to go be a faggot somewhere else.
Eli King
>We have a warrant for seizure of illegal memes of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and George Floyd open the door! NOW!
You'll have to take my memes from my cold dead hands.
Samuel Clark
This is the way
Charles Bell
Goddamn I love this gif