EARTH UNDER ATTACK BY ALIENS

livescience.com/surprise-solar-storm-hits-earth

>Scientists were recently left scratching their heads after a "potentially disruptive" solar storm smashed into Earth without warning.

>The surprise solar storm hit Earth just before midnight UTC June 25 and continued throughout most of June 26, according to Spaceweather.com (opens in new tab). Scientists classified it as a G1-class storm, which means it was strong enough to create weak power grid fluctuations, cause minor impacts to satellite operation, disrupt the navigational abilities of some migrating animals, and cause unusually strong auroras.

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That Happens everyday everyyear
Meds

What do they want from us?

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In human language you are hiding Jews in your attic and we are the intergalactic Gestapo.

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The magnetosphere is weakening, so storms that normally wouldn't do anything are actually doing something now.

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You mean jews?

Alamayo faggots are the worst kind of brainlet retards.
All fields.

The deal has been broken, aborted fetuses for them, in turn they leave us for the most part alone. Shit is about to hit the anal probe

>muh aliuuun invasiuuuuuuuuun

So that's what that was? I could feel my nuts quaking.

so how the fuck is we going to save dis planet nigga

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The sophons are fucking with us already in preparation for the trisolaran invasion.

Oh no, I hope they do not probe my anus. You hear it, aliens?? I would absolutely HATE it if you probed my cute girlish rosy anus. I really hope you do NOT do that. Bunch of frisky, naughty green space niggers.

Earth got the vaxx

>june 25/26
>muh sateloons
>unusually strong anuses
2 more weeks

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Sure thing, Alien.

Syrup nigger is correct.

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my babel fish says you must take them and give us towels in exchange

All your horse belong to us.

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How many towels do you need? We want all the Jews you have, they are considered a delicacy on my planet, usually eaten raw.

Hearty kek.

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they want our gunpla

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Pretty much, but it's actually cyclical. It's cyclical like jewish tricks.

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HNNNNNNGGG

EARTH WILL BECOME UNITED AGAINST A COMMON THREAT, ENDING ALL BROTHER WARS FOREVER

>EARTH WILL BECOME UNITED AGAINST A (((COMMON THREAT))), ENDING ALL BROTHER WARS FOREVER
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I'd be more concerned with whoever is bombing the moon

muh grid....noooooooo