This is your bi-annual unfriendly reminder that if you:
>are younger than 25 >are overweight in any capacity >do not have a regular exercise/training regime in place >do not read at least two books a month >have zero friends >are a virgin >are in any form of significant debt outside of a mortgage or student loans (the latter only relating to actual worthwhile courses undertaken) >have never been drunk >have never tried at least one (1) recreational drug ONE time to get over your cringe fear of it (spazzing out over this suggestion outs you as a sheltered child) >are on bad terms with your family without an exceptionally good reason for it >are unemployed >do not have an understanding of the founding decrees or constitution that defines your nation >have a one-itis or are pining for a woman in any way at all >regularly masturbate or watch porn >do not have a driving license
Then you don't deserve to have or express a political opinion at all before you meet these basic, fundamental markers of manhood.
We don't need people like you "telling it like it is."
>Studying the constitution on the same level as smoking weed
Austin Ward
No one cares what you think though. That’s why you post on here instead of talking to people irl.
Robert Martin
I’d say the same about people who think taking drugs or getting drunk are worthy experiences relating to forming a political opinion and I’ve done both. >We Cringe
Hudson Myers
Only one applies to me is recreational drug. Why must I do that again?
Mason Sanders
Taking drink or drugs shows you as someone who isn't afraid to break a law, to try a new experience, and to go against the grain.
Imagine being actively dictated to by a leader who doesn't even know what having a couple of beers feels like. That's fucking gay.
Hudson Robinson
But at least I let my child's friends sit with us at the dinner table.
I'm going against the grain by not following your arbitrary checklist of what it takes to join the cool boy club. Sperg
Evan Walker
>a fuckin bong
Thomas Johnson
No you're not. You're taking emotional umbrage against this very basic list of qualifiers for being a man, and coping like a tranny would.
This list is perfect because anyone who actually found something to dismiss here completely shows themselves to be a weak man.
Isaiah Wright
No. You are a loser.
Anthony Phillips
What is the point of posting this? ... Are you just being mean?
Chase Stewart
>Taking drink or drugs shows you as someone who isn't afraid to break a law Why is breaking the law a good thing? Nigger logic. >to try a new experience So a new, and thus fulfilling experience to you is drinking and taking hard drugs? Nigger logic. >and to go against the grain Being openly defiant for the sake of it. Nigger logic.
By all accounts, OP is clearly a nigger. Disregard all niggers.
Beer is one of the whitest inventions out there. Christian monks are known for its golden age.
Drugs are imported into white markets and consumed byrich white markets all of the time. The financial system runs on them. Your fear of trying them outs you as a nigger with no self-control.
Kayden Kelly
Let me make one more addition to your list:
>If you post on Any Forums, you are a loser Therefore, I will now alt+f4 and leave you in the dust.
Samuel Watson
Incredibly based. Bump for the rules
Xavier Hill
faggot
Asher Jenkins
is dudeweed the 'muh dick' of lolberts? you "people" are pathetic
Carson Parker
OP is 100% correct.
I would add to it. Watch gore videos until your completely desensitized to brutal violence. Clockwork orange yourself into a hard attitude. Are you a predator or are you prey for globohomo to walk on?
