I thought Europe was a socialist paradise

>be European
>go to local kebab shop for some traditional European food
>get the shits
>need a toilet
>go to the local McClean® pay toilet
>that’ll be €1,10
>fumble around in pocket for EXACT change
>shit is about to break free as the turnstile finally lets you in
>Romanian bathroom attendant glares at you as you rush towards stall
>while taking your paid fecal deposit, you go on Any Forums and complain about American capitalism

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Yeah this shit is the worst anomaly. I think we forgot to put shitting as a human right in some declaration or other

I’ve never seen a paytoilet in capatialist North America. My least favourite experience is being badgered for my toilet fee by an old bathroom attendant in a middle of nowhere Italian train station.

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Just take the ShitInBushPill. Pajeets cannot be wrong about everything.

Just wait till winter and the EU energy crunch, +2 euro to shit with the lights on and +5 euro to shit with 30 seconds of heat

>that’ll be €1,10
You can usually use the ticket to get discount when you order something. The only problem is that you have to visit the toilet before that...

Even worse in venice. The toilet costs 1.5 euros

Can't you just hop the turnstile? Or do they actually pay someone to watch the bathrooms and make sure people pay? Not sure how that ends up being profitable

I’m still not hearing any justifications for this barbaric cultural practice.

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>pay 1 euro
>take your shit on a clean and junkie free toilett

Theres a toilet guard

They have attendants/security to make sure you don’t shit for free.

I can go into any of dozens of nearby businesses and take a FREE shit in a clean and pristine bathroom.

we also have free toilets but they are so disgusting, you will gladly pay for a non-free one

At least in Austria, we only have those at very high frequency train stations - not like that's not shitty hospitality anyways - but there's usually nobody 'guarding' the toilets, so yea, you could steal a piss.

Worth the €1, imho.

yuropeeon toilet capitalism is a high market industry

Doesn't happen here as far as I'm aware, never had to pay to piss but every bathroom in Amsterdam scammed me for 50c

> Be canadian

No fucking way this is real. They were hiding it from us for so long.

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I have in Mexico. It was the cleanest public bathroom that I used there. Never saw one in America. The worse you get is some guy saying paying customer's only. If you don't want to buy anything just give them a few coins to look the other way. No need for exact change. I bribed a white guy for less than 25 cents one time.

It's the free market at work! People here are willing to pay for a good clean toilet, Americans are content with sharting in the walmart therefore no demand.

>it's real
Holy shit I thought you were just memeing

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...look, the euro you pay is for the sad soul who takes care of the toiletts, when it isnt valued in canada, or USA, its not my(general european) problem!

i rather pay an euro for my serious buisness with the knowlege that the person who cares for the place, than beeing an ignorant asshole who thinks he is clever because he takes a shit in someone else house!

>McClean
My god, what has America done to the world?

>.60 to piss
>1.10 to shit

Inflation is crazy

>be Canadian
>go to nice FREE local toilet
>exit lighter in the bowels, but not the wallet
>be Polish
>pay an exorbitant sum to empty bowels
>apply for Canadian visa to escape
>get rejected
>start posting inflated Nunavut food prices on Any Forums

In Germany I tried to go through a paid turnstile toilet at the same time as my brother because fuck the system, and a fucking ALARM went off. Sirens legitimately went off. Nothing happened beyond that but still, what the fuck man

Loads of these on the adriatic coast, then you get in there and it's the stinkiest piece of shit bathroom you've ever seen. Literally piss on the side of the building, fuck them

No way

I did this and the alarm went off. Nobody came to apprehend me, it just played a siren

>charge $1 to use the toilet
>people start shitting in the street

a woman came up with this idea

Hahahahaha, what the actual fuck. So if you don't have change then people just shit on the floor or in the street defeating the whole point of having sewerage in the first place. What a bunch of midwit cucked faggots PAYING TO NOT SHIT IN THE STREET. What backwards country is this?

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it makes public toilets work... in the US I would never go to a public toilet unless I'm at some fancy mall lmfao.

I don't believe in positive rights.

WTF? I would plant a giantic log right in front of their backdoor.

European socialism just means taking money from Whites and giving it to niggers.

BTW, I don't know how it is in Leafland but here, niggers are shitting on the street.

You mean that americans have been shitting for free all along? But that's socialism!

>what backwards country is this?
Yours.
>50p to take a pee

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The free market of defecation gives us a higher standard. yes. I wouldn't have it any other way. Capitalism is truly the best. you don't want to go to "free" wcs. You will pay in demoralization. It will lower you productivity after ward and thus the total gdp. Making it not free.

>be Any Forumsack
>be National Socialist
>Always mention socialism in a derogatory sense
>actually be libertarian manchild
The eternal Any Forumsack

this is why germans are obsessive about always having some change on them.
it's vital for survival under poop fascism.

>paying to shit and piss
Stop it I can't fucking take it.

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The free public restrooms in the US are covered in shit tho
I’ll hold a shit from KY to Tampa Fl before using one
You have to find a Publix or something nicer to use a restroom

This is lies, I have never ever paid to go to the toilet. Ever.

It's not fascism it's fecesism

Questionably based

Those are extremely lol, you can see some in France and Italy as well. Just retarded, having to pay to piss, especially when you pay so much taxes in general

Is that what happens when you use a moon stone on a Polack?

This is clean for a US restroom
I’d pay 1$ for clean ones on the interstate

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Public toilets should be free

I agree. We should either pay no taxes and pax for pissing and shitting. or pay high taxes and not pay for it. The state jew and the capitalist jew just fucks us at both ends this way.

TFW poos were right all along.

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It's honestly astonishing how beta and pathetic Europeans are

>I thought Europe was a socialist paradise
We are
>you have to pay to shit
No you don’t

Why do you lump all of Europe as socialist when only Nordics are known to bear such a reputation? A fool.

Hahaha yes

There is a reason why i prefer to poo and pee before leaving the house, because i hate using public toilets at travel hubs.

That said i can't always avoid it, so i tend to drop a deuce at a hotel or mid tier restaurant.
usually the toilets there aren't a total mess and i like shitting in peace.