Why do Amerilards drive these big retarded gas guzzling monster trucks?

I am a self employed construction worker. When it’s realistic to put ten sheets of drywall on a bike, let me know.
Until then, make a real argument. Not just shitter reposts.

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Please, Trucks now are Karenmobiles They look more at home and are seen taking the kids to school and at the supermarket.
Pickups aren't what they was in the 80's and 90's

>mfw an Amerifat smeared peanut butter between two Pop Tarts and ate it as a sandwich near me

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Europe is tiny, Canada/US is large with lots of driving so they want a large comfortable vehicle

I need a truck to carry your mom's fat and around.

American infrastructure is so shit that you need a big gasguzzler to haul a month's worth of supplies to your home since it takes 3 days to get to the nearest store by car.

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love muh f150
simple as

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My daily commute is wider than your country and my tools won’t fit in there

Because we actually work instead of taking siestas l day

Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.

Fuck that sounds amazing
What a good idea
Just to spite you, I'm going to try this

I live in Missouri. Mostly men who need them have trucks specifically because they guzzle fuckloads of gasoline, or in my stepfather's case, diesel.

Sorry dumbass, Karen still drives a minivan. Not many people buy a truck for bragging rights or whatever the fuck you think.

I use mine to transport illegal aliens across the rio grande river.

T. Coyote
AMA

Note: that wasn’t me that caused those 50 people to die crossing border. That was amateur coyote

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because I live in the woods and it can snow a lot also I might want to haul something like furniture or a yard of dirt

Came here to say basically this.

90% percent of truck owners use their trucks to haul shit less than once a year. Maybe YOU haul shit but most of these stooges are literally just taking it to work and the grocery store

Small dicks

This

Americans have a weight problem BUT THAT'S A GOOD ThiNG

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Can they even off road anymore? They have become the big family mom waggon

How much do you make annually? How fucked are you if you're ever caught? How closely related is coyote and cartel activity?

I'm 6'4" and eurofags are midgets

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And yet every winter I have to help people in those econoboxes get unstuck from the snow drift they've fishtailed themselves into with my gas guzzler

And who's asshole did you pull that out of? The only people I know of personally using trucks are my Uncle (Horse Trainer), Grandfather (Horse Trainer), Stepfather (Mechanic), Step-Grandfather (Electrician), and my great-grandmother (Rental Home Flipper). All of which pretty much requires a truck to actually work.

Why the fuck can't eurofags understand the distances between our cities? Fuck a few of your tiny little countries could fit inside some states or provinces. We have much more rural areas than Europe. Why is this so hard for euros to understand?

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You're retarded.

Our roads are bigger, we have much larger and longer roads, we have more inclament weather, we have larger families, we have more spread out areas. And our auto industry isn't nearly as subverted as yours. Euro cars suck. There are 0 good Euro vehicles. You make unreliable garbage. Japanese are superior to you in literally every way shape and form. BMWs are garbage compared to Lexus. Audis depreciate a lot because they are that bad. Wanna know how much a vehicle is truly worth? Look at its depreciation.

Why do yuropoors comment, cry and complain about us American gods all day?

Because your retarded little cuckmobile wouldn't even make it in my yard at least 6 months of the year

incels that work in an office and dont ever get their soft hands dirty will never understand what a Truck is and how its used. They think everything around them materialized and wasn't built.

this confuses and enrages the amerimutt

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tools in the bed
laborers in the backseat and driver's seat
supervisor riding shotgun
add in a trailer being towed if it's a landscaping company
strangely enough the "big American pickup truck" is a perfect setup for a fireteam and heavy weapon like we've seen in Syria and Iraq over the last few years

Because they're so fucked by their own government they have to seethe at us. None of them can ever leave or even hope to escape their societal level. Europeans have a caste system.

>Why do Amerilards drive these big retarded gas guzzling monster trucks?
Because we aren't cock smoking faggots living in dense cities were the next country is a 15min drive away.

>What's the difference in lifestyle
The need to own and transport landscaping equipment, construction materials for diy, etc.

Fuck off Hans. Stop making this dam thread every fucking day.
Saged and reported, you unoriginal cunt.

We can't have decent public transportation here because of negroes

The majority of land in the US is undeveloped. Americans actually need to use cars for more than running from muslims.

Ok you autistic fags, europe has smaller roads and smaller parking spaces because europe is more densily packed so small cars are preferable and we can't allow ourselves to have big ones and when we do its nearly imposing to park.

Not only is USA more suited for bigger vehicles that you can actually park historically fuel prices are incredibly cheaper as well. Also its purely in style to have a truck in many regions because it's manly and heavily advertised also its fucking comfy to ride in one. Those trucks with their size and weight not only are big fast and sturdy they're actually incredibly comfortable to drive in, you hardly feel the bumps.

Its a matter of why the fuck not

Not really, just rather not be jammed in a box that smells like b.o. and hobo piss to go places

They'd normally all be gone with these oil prices but the chip problems made cars too expensive.

>this confuses and enrages the amerimutt
>los angeles
don't you have teenage boys to be posting? fucking romania

I am a suburban white collar desk worker but I drive a f150 because: 1) I am 6'5" 250lbs (with visible abs, bitches) and a larger vehicle is more comfy 2) 4 kids 3) bicycles fit in back 4) motorcycle fits in back 5) horse manure for gardening (which I do year round, so I get about 5 loads per year) 6) rocks which I bring home for landscaping 7) pulling trailer scouting organization camping trips 8) i like to pick up old furniture being thrown out, bring it home and refiinsh it , 9) etc. But I dont have to justify my lifestyle to some euroweenie.

you don't need more than four seats in your car if you don't have kids

Agreed. It's a redneck symbol more than a work truck. Many do use it for intended work purpose. Vast majority is low IQ trailer park symbol that impress low IQ trailer park skanks. In my area, Central Florida, every 3rd automobile is a truck. In prestine condition use for everyday commute. Not work. Redneck, wigger, spigger, nigger are the same people with different skin tone

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Some people have shit to haul and things to do, others have no balls and buy a truck because it r the big and make me safer.

Not just densely packed, they have thousands of years of established constructions all across that continent including roads, sewage systems, catacombs, ruins, and general buildings/housings that were made for a world predating vehicles. America was built to allow literal tanks to mobilize across the country as needed, which means we don't have to restrict our vehicles to the standards of the pub road built in 1400.

>This confuses the Amerimutt
>Los Angeles

Klaus Schwab isn't sending his best.

In middle America people use their trucks for all sorts of shit. My sister has one she hauls dog kennels in. My dad has a new project every weekend, and when he drove a minivan he used it to haul the wood/pipe/etc. I mostly use mine for a cooler, camping supplies, kayaks. But if I wanted to get a used late model suv that could tow half as much and comfortably seat just as many I'd be looking at almost twice what I spent on my truck.

We're not a commie shithole(yet), so as such, we are allowed to drive what we want. My state doesn't even do emissions testing. Tons of people drive around with no cats, some even with open headers. And tons of rednecks drive around rolling coal. Now suck my dick while I eat this bigmac, you pussy ass euro queer.

Thats based and red pilled

shitty roads and bad weather
outside of their tiny urban bubbles the rest of the nation is falling apart. kind of hard to maintain things like roads when you have bloated and unfunded teacher pensions, same goes for government workers pensions too.

I'm serious, because they don't look like offroad vehicles anymore, they look like family cars with a flatbed.

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This photo was taken in Los Angeles you fucking retard. rofl

Contractor and Supervisor in the front, gyp-board in the bed, 5 Mexican dry-wallers in the crew cab.
America, fuck yeah.

they only drive clown cars in europe because their streets are too narrow to drive a real vehicle

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There are holes in my fields bigger those fagwagons. Good luck getting your ass out of a ditch without 4 wheel drive.

That's a land rover, not a truck. That guy purposely rammed his truck into water he couldn't see the bottom of, which is a darwin moment. Again, you're retarded.

A Peugeot or a Golf cannot pull the weight I need to pull.

I doubt that. Most truck owners I know own at least a camper. Use it for wood and shit all the time. Plus they help their buddies without trucks out. Canada and the US are in general very suburban and rural and need more trucks around.

Carts had beds about as big as most trucks, they were just slower. I understand urbanites don't understand this. I actually went full hedonist and bought a big ass SUV that has a heavier ass and is better on the road without the actual full utility.

My neighbor has a Dodge truck. Its just that its from 1986. I have to smile every time he wakes me up with it in the morning thinking about all the seething eurokares hes gonna piss off that day. European cars are gay, dont even have frames anymore. Fragile disposable junk.

but but but,. its trump's fault!

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American Utes/Pickups are obnoxiously large though.
Pickups/utes were already perfected in the 90s with Hilux.

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It must sound glorious. A bit of Americana in Austria.

>American Utes/Pickups are obnoxiously large though.
Americans use their trucks to haul enormous quantities of things long-distance. You generally don't need to do that in Europe since most of you stay in smaller areas.

Biden isn't done yet!

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) recently announced it may impose a discretionary redesignation of the Permian Basin, which accounts for approximately forty percent of all oil produced in the U.S.

The EPA is considering labeling parts of the Permian Basin as violating the ozone standards set by the federal government.

Plenty of Americans have Tundras and 4Runners done up to go offroad. That's a niche though.

Because most of them live in rural areas or use their truck for work. The US did invent the automobile so we can drive whatever we want Chang

Many Euros do not understand just how large this country is until they visit. Ive met Euros that are shocked at how large our states are and how large interstates are.

>waiting for a nasty nigger filled bus
>can't go directly where you need to go
>can't carry loads of items or a large family
Fuck off europoor faggot

Yea it's a real off road vehicle and it's gone winching, trying your best to get it stuck (which is hard) and then getting yourself out.

I doubt your massive family waggon could do thay

By Friday that might not be legal anymore. We shall see.

i want a citroen ami

you can get smaller versions like S10s

Can use come-alongs and a lot of people have winches if they actually go off roading mr bong. It's a hobby to go up into the mountains and mudbog.

1k US dollar per person. Half off if they have child.

> muh 90%
Nice made up statistic, faggot

Not in the US. The only women you see drive a large truck in the US is a rural women and even then it's rare

because I haul lumber. I pull a boat trailer. I don't want a 4cylinder truck screaming and struggling to pull that load, with the rear end squatting. Many people in other parts of the world NEED bigger trucks, you can see them working with what they've got on video, only because they have to... but it's struggling and overworking the truck.

>Because most of them live in rural areas
nope
statista.com/statistics/985183/size-urban-rural-population-us/
>or use their truck for work
almost every driveway in my suburban neighborhood of ~$500k homes has a pickup in it.

I should also note there are more miles of logging roads that are somewhat passable with a 4wD than there are roads in Canada. The western states probably the same, or at least off road. You don't need to worry about water or holes like that unless you're forcing yourself to. You can't use a 2Wd though.

My LexusGX460 could wipe the floor with your garbage land rover. It will run circles around it. Brits don't make anything worth buying. Trash cars that break down, trash mechanics, trash military vehicles too. You actually don't make anything mechanical that any nation wants because you fucking suck.

Europeans can compete!
Trucklets crying
>Telling me what I NEED.

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The European obsession with the American working class is so neurotic and weird.

Maybe because our country is bigger than texas so cities are spaced out most of the working class need trucks for their jobs and also commute to some extent.

Bruh what planet do you live on?

> trucks to haul equipment
This is the biggest cope. I see so many of you fuckers almost never hauling shit, just larping.

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Same here, it's also a hobby. But the pickups in OP aren't like the pickups of old.
They have become family cars and lost a lot of thier off road ruggedness.

They use them to work and get shit done.Lots of room to transport stuff that just can't be done in a regular car.

Which you could do with a Hilux.
Ford F150s and the like are just ridiculous and exist as a big dick thing.
No better pickup exists than the Hilux, it's 4WD, it is by far the most resilient, reliable and durable pickup, it's the most used vehicle in war for a reason.
Like all cars, Pickup/Ute design peaked in the 90s and the 90s Hilux then is where it peaked.

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Sorry, we need the extra cargo room for our massive American balls.

>Family wagon
I hate children and do not allow them in my vehicles.

I wouldn't take a truck nor a land rover into that even on the best days. It's fairly clear you have like four IQ. Offroad vehicles will get stuck if you ram them into a sheer pit. The driver of that vehicle was a retard, much like yourself, and gambled by going into a pool of water he couldn't see the bottom of.

Rope, now.

American penises are much smaller so they need bigger vehicles even if they don't haul anything or do any work that requires a v8 vehicle.

>my land mass is bigger than yours hurr durr
Kys mutt

Yeah some trucks are stupid fast. I have a supercharged suburban and it’s faster than almost all new cars.

Jackie Chan so funny, you based and red perred

Do men really drive cars like these in Europe? How do they not feel embarrassed?

yeah, but a guy did a video one time where he sat on an overpass and counted how many trucks had loads in them. sarcasm aside, these faggots have never parked outside a farm supply or hardware store. if they did, they would shut the fuck up about trucks not being used right. remember, these retards are unironically communist and have almost no intelligence.

Grow some stones and come here and ask us so we can beat you for gas money, limey pussy

Oh yes it does. But so expensive to run that having something like this here has to be your "thing" thats worth it to you and for which you sacrifice something else. I guess a vacation from "MUH CURRENT YEAR" and "MUH CLIMATE SELF FLAGELLATION" every time you drive is worth axing the yearly one to shitskinstan normalfags live for though.

You mean you need the extra symbolism to make up for your tiny Ameriskrwscan penis

>You fuckers
I don't own a truck, I own a 2011 Chevy Cruze I got for $5k. I don't need a truck therefore I don't own one. I just borrow my stepfather's when I want to haul furniture, go hunting, etc.

Many people who own trucks also have a second work vehicle for a reason. Running miles up on a good truck is a terrible waste.

Have to get the rated versions with solid diffs and such. Regular pickups aren't meant for heavy offroading. Hauling shitloads of heavy shit up highways and dirt roads.