I hope you’re ready, Any Forums

Before you go out on your first date, user.

Will you be able to say “yes” or “no” to this question: "are you ready, willing and able to have a baby in 9 months.”

If you said yes, congratulations user, you have a date!

If you said no, enjoy being a loner, user. She just unmatched you.

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id rather be alone

I am a man and this is the first thing I ask women. Most of them think I am joking. I am not. 5 kids minimum

Don't threaten me with a good time...

just use a condom or a pill nigger.

Hoes mad

>what is a condom
>what is living in a state that doesnt outlaw abortion
>americans outing themselves as whores who just want sex
honestly americans are so retarded they continue to amaze me

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance
They are at bargaining

Why the fuck have all women suddenly completely forgotten that birth control, condoms, and plan B are all still readily available?

These roasties now think their worst nightmare is having to get married to a non chad. Chads going to make them abort even if its illegal.