You will own nothing.
You will eat the bugs (after they eat your food.)
You will live in the pod.
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Giant Mormon crickets destroying crops in US West
Nathan Perez
Anthony Mitchell
What ever happened to those retarded spotted crickets on the east coast that were eating everything last year? Are they out again?
Cooper Williams
Based chirpers destroying a dead empire.
Imagine if the jews weren't actually enslaved in Egypt and just made all that shit up.
Evan Rogers
That's what you get for letting faggots dance in the street.
Joshua Rivera
Are they edible?
Jeremiah Morris
Crickets????
Texas fish are attacking crawfish. Wtf is going on guys? I’m worried.
T. Inactive member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Brody Wood
>retarded spotted crickets
I want to learn more about this
Aiden Rodriguez
Technically they are giant Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints crickets.
Robert Moore
Shouldn’t you be asking if it’s kosher?
Michael Hall
Thanks. They’re not affiliated with the FLDS.
I love being white
Owen Hughes
That thing's hand!
Camden Torres
Adrian Jackson
So the west coast has no water, is being swarmed by bugs, is running out of electricity, and another fire might break out at any moment. And these people don't believe in god because?
Josiah Peterson
They're easy to identify by their white, short sleeved shirts, black neckties, clean haircuts and sensible walking shoes.
They're often found dunking on niggers in street basketball games.
Brayden Butler
Which God? The Abrahamic one?
Anthony Adams
That area is mega big on the bible thumping. When was the last time they made a sacrifice or even just a prayer to Ceres?
Kayden Cook
This happens regularly. Isn't there some story about sea gulls appearing out of nowhere to save settlers from a locust hoard there?
Hunter Peterson
LDS Crickets
Asher Diaz
I feel sorry for the poor members of the church. 10% is a pretty hefty membership fee during times like these. I can’t afford to go to church right now.
Isaiah Carter
I read that there is no historical evidence. Babylonians, however.
Mason Ortiz
The ultimate red pill.
Isaac Allen
It’s not ceres. It’s planet kolob smooth brain.
Ryan Cruz
mormon crickets
mormons believe in
mormon crickets
Hudson Jenkins
Bugs ate you grain > you ate bugs back > problemns weren't
Nathan Cruz
mormons think they are a kike tribe.
they are wrong, but that doesn't stop the kikes from taking advantage of those tards.
Adrian Ward
What is the deal with Pride? Is this foreign interference? Was political correctness foreign influence?
Connor Reed
they weren't 100%
in those times they were called the Hyksos tribe.
look into it they did all the same things right upto the child sarifice pedovore shit.
Samuel Reed
>Based God sending the Plagues over California subhumans
Ayden Gray
>You will eat the bugs (after they eat your food.)
....yeah, thats exactly how this started, and EXACTLY why they're allowed in middle eastern religions (including your middle eastern religion, christcucks)
Gavin Anderson
Who would do such a thing!? You'd have to do something drastic like burn the library of Alexandria down in order to cover up something like that.
Joshua Hall
NatSoc would send in the SS and kill them all.