And I do not feel guilty at all

texted wagie boss that I am sick and cannot work today then proceeded to turn off my phone

I am not sick either
simple as

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Based

Tell him you're sick of work

You wont be able to take a day off aftwr you get drafted

you son of a bitch. Is that how you show your gratitude? You need to be more grateful.

already served 4 in the easiest branch and if I went back in would be comfy at home base doing old job, simple as

Incredibly based

I sat on a call working Excel for my boss til 7:30pm last night. Been doing this on and off since 2020 and am so burned out of my job. I’m turning 30 this year and am not sure I can keep doing this until I die

based wagie on the run

Atta boy

Wow, think of how many French fries won’t be made today. You sure showed them.

stunning and brave

Welcome to western culture... That is why you guys evolved so fast and we don't.

I can not find fault in this OP.

Dangerously Based

Based, I think I'll do the same

Just make sure he pays you regardless. Call the DOL if his monkey ass gets any ideas.

Phill, I lurk here. Turn on your phone and get in now or don’t bother coming in ever again.

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My boss is a 52 year old childless female pill popper...therefor the chances of her lurking are zero, not non-zero

Tell him you got monkeypox from butt sex

I do that once a month

My ex girlfriend used to do this to me.

I'm in the middle of an 11 day vacation. Had interviews on both Monday and Tuesday and I have another at 3 today, expecting to book at least 1 more for tmrw but we'll see, fuck my boss is a cunt.

Cool blog post, faggot. You should post this on redit.

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What do you do for work OP? I'm in banking but I don't want to be, I didn't seek it out it fell into my lap