How do I fit in with the elites?

I have been invited to a weekend in the Hamptons for 4th of July by this autistic girl I met online. There will be cocktail parties and other rich people activities. I actually have to rent a tuxedo like pic related. How do I blend in so they don’t find out I’m a poor, unadjusted, pleb?

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Pretend to be a Jewish pedophile or something

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What's your blood type?

just focus on stealing big things like whole generations and stuff, don't think small like silverware and stuff.

So I should talk about pizza parties and moloch?

You met an autistic daughter of the elite online? Based.

yeah, do just that
make sure you mention globohomo as well, and how fully you support it

Buy a golf short and khaki pants, talk about your autistic obesessions. This is 100% of rich kids you will fit right in .

Say very little
Never be specific
>Its hard for me to talk about my work due to restrictions so I dont
>i am involved with IT
Dont associate yourself with pop culture
Compliment the hosts without sucking up
Always be polite
Dont drink too much

You will be invited back before you know it
t.social manipulator

I can do that. Do we dab on the poors or empathize with their plight?

Go all Jason Bourne. Got it thanks fren

I was just in the haptons for a wedding. Interesting place. Idk if you can fit in..just dress nice. Some people are cool, but some are kinda soulless--just won't have a normal interaction.

Bring a monocle and use it to examine and comment on peoples foreskins. It really breaks the ice. Offer yours first to gain trust

He is actually a paki terrorist, thats why he says very little and never specific and hates pop culture.

Don’t gawk at any of the wealth. Roch people hate being shamed or being reminded how good they have it plus it’s a signal that this is not your normal environment.

Use manners and be respectful. Try to get a feel for the culture and what other people are doing because it’s easy to over do this and look like a butt kisser.

Try to avoid telling stories in any great depth of detail. There will probably be a detail that stands out that signals your position or even cultural worldview and outlook. Try listening far more than talking. This shouldn’t be too hard because people like talking about themselves.

Most important: don’t put up a fake facade of what you think they want to see and hear. Kinda contradictory advice to what said above and antithetical to the entire endeavor but most people can tell if someone is being unauthentic. You don’t have enough cultural background experience to bs effectively so don’t try.

Good luck user. Hope your girl works out for you.

>Autistic girl I met online
>Hamptons with globohomo elite

It's Bella Janke, isn't it OP

You don't. You crush them and make them fear you.

KEK didn’t even read this post before posting mine. The overlap is pretty funny.

Yes, try to order a cheese pizza with walnut sauce. Tell us how they reacted

boast about being a scientist that is importing rare diseases to kill white people.

>get invited by some rich faggots
>immediately start trembling and salivating at the thought of fitting in
Embarrassing. Also not politics, kill yourself.

Cut the nipples out of your button up

kek
I landed a great job due to this
At an event I had no business being at