If you've never eagled a par 4

You aren't white

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if you've never beaten a mutt to death with a golf clulb, your aren't white

i got a hole in one at putt putt once

I don't care about your rich person sport

I've swtatted the head off a turkey trying to run me off a tee box.

Waste of time sport, most of the time is spent walking around or carting around and waiting

Try going outside doing something fun you fucking troon

Did it once from about 185, still have that scorecard and ball. Based.

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you only posted this because you made an eagle yesterday and you're trying to low key brag about it
post your hand
and post the hole (that you got the eagle on)