Who else thinks it would be really funny if suddenly everyone decided to prank corporate stores across the country on a certain day? Imagine a bottle of fart spray dumped throughout the isles of every Walmart in the USA. It could perhaps be the stinkiest day in American history, maybe even the stinkiest week.
Pranks are a form of protest and are therefore political
Shameless self bump in the hopes of a very stinky occasion.
Ill do it
What's a date on the calendar you think is really funny? IT can be for any reason. I will let Croatia decide when it happens.
When I was a kid I threw a stink bomb in a shop and everyone ran out lmao
The moment that grass root organisation pings the glowies we will see infiltration, subversion and examples being set for the rest by prosecuting people participating to scare the rest.
If you can think of a way to avoid it do tell.
i dont think a bottle of fart spray is enough to smell an entire walmart
Excellent, then this would be nothing new to you.
What will they do? Buy out everything that smells bad so that people can't stink up the place? I think that would be a really fun waste of tax dollars that they'd have to explain later.
It depends. Some brands are pretty potent. You could also get extra funny epic and just dump it into the Central AC unit for even stink dispersal.
I think a bottle of fart spray would be an improvement over the stench of fat, sweaty Muricans who have sharted and pissed themselves
As per persecution, it's hard to persecute everyone, especially if everyone's doing it. A funny prank doesn't even require much in terms of organizing and can certainly be decentralized. There's nothing centralized to this thread. It belongs to everyone, the way fart spray belongs to you when you buy it. Think of the optics too. If they go around calling a bunch of pranksters right wing terrorists, people will see right through that.
You underestimate the ambient stink of the average walmart.
Fair enough. Feel free to get creative though, there's plenty of ways to conjur up something safe and very, very stinky. You can order cow bile and put that in a spray bottle. The world is in fact your oyster.
So many of us have farded and shidded ourselves Finanon. Perhaps you'd like to import the exquisite American culture of pungent delights to your local corporate stores.
Uh oh. Stinky! bump
haha I think I smell a poopy!!!!
Fairly sure due to jew law, pranks are literal mischief which is a felony.
Something related to Hoortler speech against Capitalism Maybe 18th of september (1922 speech) "Economics is a secondary matter. World history teaches us that no people became great through economics: it was economics that brought them to their ruin."
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This is why I have no problem with the prank channels on YouTube, no matter who runs them, or what they do. I like seeing Walmart and the USA at large degraded and treated like a child's playpen
I think the severity of punishment would differ depending on how much of a faggot you are about it. Obviously don't spray people in the face or permanently alter merchandise with the stench. It's also worth note that people may have allergies, which if affected by your spraying could probably somehow constitute assault. Preferably one would be applying stink just before the store closes, that way there's less people to witness you, and there's less condensed aerosols to be concerned about. The main objective is making things stinky, that's not even a permanent alteration comparable to shit like spray paint vandalism. Your political opponents are getting away with burning down cities, a little stink only made one laugh.