Out of curiosity I looked up CIA jobs. This popped up. I think I could get it. Should I go for it bros?
Should I go for it?
Owen Martinez
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Daniel Torres
Only if you give us insider information, otherwise you're a typical glowie and would be actively contributing to your own demise.
Connor Watson
From the sound of the job, shit you'd find on pol would be the stuff you look at.
Luke Sanders
Benjamin Harris
Cia collections calling Columbia. Chop chop. COUP? You're overdue....
Wyatt Sanchez
Yeah but you wont be accepted
Brandon Price
This. The moment you posted, OP, was the moment of your demise.
Leo Perry
Come on, they hire actual fucking child molesters. How bad could posting on Any Forums be compared to that?
Carson Moore
Now that I type that, I'm not so sure I want the job...
Jaxon Myers
Yes, go for it. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to turn yourself into an actor who stays in character 24/7 for the next 7 years. You will infiltrate CIA and claw your way up the promotion ladder, you will parrot all of the Globohomo BLM tranny talking points, you will cheer for every Neocon covert war for Israel. You will be the most loyal glow nigger and they will never suspect you are a deep cover mole. You will also seek access to higher levels of Top Secret Special Intelligence COMINT compartmented information. Because you are pulling a Snowden. You will exfiltrate as many top secret documents as you can over a long period of years. Finally, once you have gathered enough, you will vanish with your stash of goodies and you will upload them to dozens of Internet platforms, every file sharing and pirate site, and all social media platforms. You will also clone your stash of files onto 2 dozen hard drives and snail mail them to various indie conspiracy theory journalists, such as Alex Jones and basically anyone who has ever been a guest on InfoWars. I would say Wikileaks, but their website is now sadly dormant now that Assange is scheduled for torture and assassination at Gitmo.
The key to killing the Deep State lies with you user. Good luck. The fate of humanity rests on your shoulders. Vengeance for Julian Assange is up to you. God's hand is on you now.
Nathaniel Butler
Yeah, but...
...well...
...you're not wrong...
Kevin Bennett
>You will go for the maximum K/D ratio
David Gonzalez
You sonofabitch, I'm in.
Leo Powell
You either die a fren or live long enough to see yourself become the glowie
Jonathan Perez
Lol imagine someone applying to be a janny......HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
Chase Jackson
desu we're better off maintaining the relationship we have
if I was payroll, it would taint objectivity
Owen Morales
Hope you enjoy a lifetime of spreadsheets.
Christopher Anderson
The fact that this has literally never happened leads me to think that maybe there just aren’t any cool top secret documents out there. If there were some crazy top secret stuff that could change the world then it would have been leaked by now.
Jaxson Morales
I can't wait for op to post after the polygraph.
>user, to the best of your recollection, have you ever posted cringe?
Michael Cruz
>The fact that this has literally never happened
it has happened though, many times
generally people that go into it for that reason are doing so at the behest of another state actor (China & Israel mainly, but there are others)
Xavier James
Even if he did they would say it was fake and gay
Levi Fisher
>polygraph.
just clench your sphincter
Daniel Bailey
>balls or no balls on futa? Answer truthfully, user.
Lucas Martinez
You need a foreign language fluency
A bachelor's degree with a minimum cumulative GPA of 3.0
The ability to pass a security clearance
Beyond that it all hinges on your interview and what your references say about you.
Yes you need friends.
Yes if you don't have any it is a red flag.
Yes they will interview your friends family teachers and former employees.
At the end of the day it's just a government job. Jump through the hoops and check the right boxes and you're in.
Gavin Walker
Aldrich Ames was the CIA'S #1 guy in charge of global Counter Intel against the USSR... and he was a KGB mole the whole time. And he passed his polygraph everytime.
The polygraph is bullshit. It's the "e-meter" from Scientology. It only works if you believe it works and get scared of it, which triggers electrical fluctuations in your skin. If you practice being a psychopath and a liar who believes your own lies, the CIA will never detect you.
Read that book and do what it says. But you must never admit that you visited that website, because if you tell the CIA glow niggers that you ever looked at anti-polygraph material, that is grounds for being barred from employment at CIA or being fired from CIA.
I always thought that was funny. You would think CIA wants the best liars in the world who can deceive foreign intel by beating the polygraph. But CIA wants obedient stupid slaves.
Charles Howard
>But CIA wants obedient stupid slaves.
they want you to be able to lie about how to lie to the lie machine