You're probably not going to believe this but I swear to god this is true...

You're probably not going to believe this but I swear to god this is true. I found the secret life-hack that primordially taps into the very fabric of reality that gives you special powers.

If you were to say the words, "I deny the holy spirit" in front of at least four witnesses, a powerful surge of energy will momentarily flow through you and you will know it is done I promise you. All of my ailments have been lifted, I have a spring in my step and i feel a powerful life force coursing through my veins, a new vitality that wasn't there before.

What have you got to lose? Do it now!

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SCHIZO, ANTICHRIST-TIER POST

*ahem*
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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SATAN TONGUE MY ANUS FUCKING NIGGER I'M NOT DENYING SHIT.
FILL ME WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT LORD

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>I deny the holy spirit
Can I get four witnesses

I hate the Antichrist

Desperate kike is desperate.

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Why are Jews like this?

No. Never. Demon.

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get behind me niggersatan. Christ is king. I shall never deny him.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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I ACCEPT THE HOLY SPIRT INTO MY HEART

I deny the holy spirit.

The Lord rebuke you.

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>powerful surge
Congrats, you've just enjoyed something called 'Fool's Witness', which is the sense of catharsis one fells from acting like a complete shit just for the hell of it.

Spirit is. Holy is. Spirits can be Holy. You can't deny what already exists; it was here long before you. So not only are you an idiot, but your math is wrong.

no thanks, Rabbi

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Hi, I just wanted to say nigger.
Thank you and have a good night.

they deny power, for they fear it will show that it can do nothing for them...The same hesitations, the same limitations. It was never in what they might do, but all the reasons they sha'nt do anything at all.
I will burn the world, and it will scream so sweetly ~

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Go back to /x you faggot

Christ is King. If you don't repent you'll be assraped by demons for all eternity.

If you say "I love Jesus" to yourself, alone, you gain an even bigger power surge. Trust me bros

Thanks - this reminded me to say a rosary against the devil and ((his workers)).