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>India now third most common place of birth of Australian residents, census results show
theguardian.com
>Breakfast
What is it cunt?
AUS/POL/ Cunts fucked edition
Jacob Gonzalez
Austin Taylor
Camden Adams
Morning Chang
Dominic Lee
>>Breakfast
>What is it cunt?
Had some gluten free coco pops, am getting ready to head out for the day with my dog, he's playing with his snuffle mat while he waits
Dominic Peterson
Morning Akanksh.
Great day for a morning shit on the local street.
Liam Lewis
Nice mate. I'm considering taking a morning walk to wake myself up from the smack I had last night which was more potent than I expected.
The stuff gave me an intense vivid dream of having wild sex with a really attractive GILF. Haven't woken up with such an intense morning wood in awhile. Feels great.
Ryder Parker
Well with over 50,000 cunts here last night I'm sure it's fair to say we could get 70,000 cunts here tonight.
Soon we will have enough numbers to take over neighbouring parks and eventually Adelaide CBD.
Hudson Bell
Kek
Elijah Phillips
ew I didn't even notice the sun came up
fark brekkie I'm having another line of ket-on-toast
Liam Gutierrez
You actually got 50k people? How, like a facebook group? Adelaide is more based than I thought
Luis Roberts
>50,000 cunts
>fingerblasting
imagine the smell
Sebastian Sanders
So I'm going to do Dry July. If I can't stop smoking and drinking for a month I'll hate myself. Just got a good gig after not working for over a year. Don't want to mess this up. Any of you cunts getting of the grog for July?
Alexander Mitchell
>27
>Has stroke
Good thing he got his booster so he could travel to America to play the show.
Luke Gomez
Kek I love Aus/Pol/
Oliver Morales
I converted to Catholicism today. Seethe harder you atheist dogs.
Jeremiah Murphy
Meghan says men have to be more vocal re baby killing. Sure. Its bad. Stfu, yacht whore, make me a sammich.
>It had to be this way.
Justin Jackson
Got a security guard fired today. I walked into the office yesterday morning but realised I'd forgotten my keycard. Usually we are not allowed in the building without it, but since my dad is the boss of the company I was hoping I'd be an exception. I let the security guard know this and he said, "I don't care who you are mate. You're not getting in the building without a pass."
I therefore had to drive home - half an hour away, I might add - to collect my pass.
Today I walked in, and the security guard, along with our cleaner, joked to me "got your pass today?"
An hour later and he's been sacked. A reminder to all, don't ever disrespect your betters.
Adam Garcia
I genuinely felt a lot better when I stopped drinking all together. Sure I am not clean like I do drugs but alcohol just made me feel bloated, sick and weak in general.
I still enjoy a cold beer every now and then but I can't smash down beers like I used to back in my late teens/early 20s.
Nolan Johnson
Bulk nutrients vs bulk powders?
Gavin Collins
If he said that word for word, he is a fuckwit. There better ways to explain why he can't let you in.
Kevin Smith
Sounds like the security guard was having a power trip. Some cunts are like that. Fucking with other people makes them feel better about themselves. Usually these people live really pathetic lives outside of their jobs that give them a sense a power like security guard and police.
Juan Richardson
Your post reeks of insecurity. He probably deserved bit though. Security guards are mostly fuckwits
Eli Wilson
Fuck the left.
James Wilson
Police actually have useful jobs and have real power. Security guards are just fucked. Usually lebos or islanders.
Jack Barnes
Based, enjoy RCIA
Kevin Bennett
Don't wave your dick around like that.
You will get shot sooner or later.
Jordan Nguyen
Enjoy idolatry you heathen.
Christopher White
>but since my dad is the boss of the company
Does your company have protocols for situations like this? Like providing additional ID or calling your father/manager to let you in.
Christopher King
Most security guards in my area are indians and middle easterners. The indian security guards are really shit, the middle eastern guards are alright.
Jack Ward
Noah Rodriguez
>Police have useful jobs
Hahahahah. You nearly got me there
Brayden Cooper
A copy of this thread has been sent to fair work. Shouldn’t be too hard to work out which security guard in a building was sacked after disrespecting a little terror.
Oliver Brown
Welcome to the club, fren
Ryan Green
But why?
Nathaniel Bennett
>privileged from nepotism
>makes a mistake
>gets someone else in trouble for it
your a fuckwit bro cant handle a joke?