wash it bucko
Wash it bucko
my washed my penis in the bowl full of lobsters please dont push me down the 12 steps again
I bought one of those ultrasound watch cleaners and I'm going to dunk my dick and balls in it.
I ate a calzone nougat pizza today.
I didn't shower.
I didn't get anything done.
Fuck you, Jordan.
Damn you got him good
No reason for me to get him, he'll just drink a cider and shit himself for a month straight.
Based. Now he'll cry and eat pills.
I am not buying your carpet you huckster.
" when the student is ready the teacher will appear."
... timing
Why Mikhaila a thot tho
Say my pronoun first
I will not clean my room, quit telling me I'm a lobster!
Its the unfortunate consequence of being born gorgeous in a neurotic world. Frankly miraculous given that her mother is a goblin and Jordie is like average at best. The brick wall must be real.
Never.
fucking hungarians always living in luxury
Why aren't you asleep Radu?
you're like one hour behind me istvan
I really like JP and his books helped me out in the past, but I think those drugs destroyed his brain. He’s off his fucking rocker nowadays
She's a 7 and I'm being kind.
God he fell off so hard.
Okay mate, she's still unreasonably attractive for what her parents look like. Womans life is a neverending sausage party.
You know what, considering her parents she did do pretty well.
I wonder what Jordan's son looks like. He seems to be drama free and far from the lime light.
Kek