What an absolute Chad Trump is

What an absolute Chad Trump is.

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I wish this was real

Did he call in an airdrop too?

but it was real in my head

Lmao why would they report on this
People are either gonna love it or call it fake news

He couldn't even throw them far enough to be outside the kill radius.

He's got my vote.

I've seen this movie before.
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I can't even tell if this is fake satire anymore. This absolutely sounds like something the J6 committee would make up

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>he never gave up on us

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I wish he was my dad and president

>insisted said Cassidy, describing what she was told happened in the limo
>sources close to the matter
>anonymous sources

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>Describing what she was told happened that day
Sometimes I wonder if they are even trying

You just answered your own question leaf

This is almost as hysterical as the piss tape greentext.

It's be hilarious, but it would, as other anons have already said, prove the the unelected deep state (Secret Service, etc) has more power than the elected President of the United States.

I hope it's true.

He would have gone all the way for us bros, if only those piss weak agents would have strapped on their cocks that day.

Normalfags genuinely believe this happened

>he never gave up on us
>still thinking he cares about you
LoL

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>Did he call in an airdrop too?
He's not Obama and I doubt there were children nearby.

if he was a chad he just woulda nuke Washington

BREAKING! Donald Trump was about to launch nuclear warheads at Washington DC, secret service had to rip the nuclear codes from his hand, an aid has revealed.

This stuff reminds me of the masturbation machine deaths the Nazis supposedly used and the rollercoasters into the ovens. People will still believe this. This clown show is great, keep going.

I think people forget that trump did launch nukes that day. Nancy Pelosi heroically dismantled all the nukes before they detonated

They are but not for the reasons you think, they'd never actually jail their dissidents (not yet anyways) so they're just trying to rile up their base with stories that can't be proven, have no proof and therefore can never be tried on