This shit literally reads like a fan fiction from a never Drumpfer

This shit literally reads like a fan fiction from a never Drumpfer

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6 million.

Roastie getting paid to shitpost irl.

Because it is

>sources close to Trump reported that he ordered two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

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thanks for the 28th post about it.
if you never posted about it, i would have never known.

Politics is all scripted made up Hollywood bs
Trump is a controlled opposition Dem playing a role

>widespread
What is their definition of that, exactly?

Ketchup wouldn't drip.

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OT, but now they're outraged that Trump wanted to drive down to the Capitol. I thought they were previously (up until today) outraged that Trump didn't go to the Capitol to personally urge calm and to rein in the chaos. I'm confused.

This. God it’s all so fucking fake

Lol

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Can someone replicate this? I have a hard time believing that the ketchup would be dripping off the wall unless he was just eating a full fucking plate of ketchup.

Really makes Trump look retarded for trusting George HW Bush's AG.

Reminder

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>This shit literally reads like a fan fiction

You mean like the Steele Dossier ?

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He was outrage he got btfo by his limo driver, kek

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,

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lmao they're really just throwing all the shit at the walls hoping something will stick.
Or I guess throwing ketchup at the walls in this case

Kek

He wasn’t even in the beast lol

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Since when is the President not allowed to go somewhere? It's all crazy. Driver and all involved should have been fired.

Everyone involved in this needs to hang

Was he watching the Gorilla channel at the time?

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Looks like the media is in "buying bullshit stories" mode again.

You know what that means...

Yup. Btw there was a fake story about Trump and Melania ruining the White House rose garden.

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“Said the guy who heard the other guy, being told by another guy who said he heard it from a friend…”

I heard Trump boarded the Presidential helicopter Marine one on Jan. 6th then like Steven Segal he karate chopped the guards and took one of their pistols. Then he ordered the pilot to "Take off or I'll blow your fucking brains out", then he made the pilot fly around the capitol while he hung out the door with an M60 spraying bullets into the cops trying to stop the crowd. It was only when Nancy Pelosi dispatched a squadron of f-16s with orders to shoot down the traitor that the helicopter returned to the White House.

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They're covering for Biden sending $5000 to Hunter to help pay for a Russian-linked prostitute.

When did they ever stop?

Hutchinson had some expert assistance

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This is like the piss story. These people are fucking delusional.

If they (the Washington establishment) would tell such obvious and easily disproven lies like this again, and again (like they have been doing for years and years), then is it possible they would lie to America about the election being legitimate ?

They live in a house of cards and every day they add 3 new unsupported stories.