Makes your states ban on abortion meaningless

>Makes your states ban on abortion meaningless
Nothing personal kid, but the constitution was written before airplanes.

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So why are they so mad then? Go post this on Reddit to calm them down because apparently they so t realize airplanes make laws pointless

>Caring about what happens on r*ddit
The only time to go to reddit is to salt mine

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Just make it illegal to get an abortion out of state, there problem solved.

Man, fuck spirit.

Fairly certain some states have already stated they would arrest aborters on return

spirit is the worst airlines, youre baby gets aborted from just sitting in those ungodly seats.

You can't do that. There is no jurisdiction.
You cannot be arrested for going to a legal brothel in NV or smoking weed in colorado.

you can’t carry on the fetus at the published rates. A coat hanger is still cheaper and more comfortable.

Gonna use this to meet up with my buddy in texas and go shoot tanks.

Sure you can, just make having had an abortion/attempting to go have an abortion in another state illegal. If Patriot Front can be arrested for "intent to riot" then why can't you be arrested for "intent to abort"? And abortions aren't constitutionally protected, unlike Free Speech.

>flying Spirit
Holy shit, the abortion ban really is putting people's lives at stake!

>And abortions aren't constitutionally protected
Interstate commerce is constitutionally protected as the domain of the federal government. A state cannot regulate what happens in another state.

>Planefull of preggo fat women
>Bad hygene
>Poor
>Vaginal odor

I hope they start installing aerosol fragrances on these or the whole fucking goyim tube is going to reek.

You can't partake in sex tourism either bud. You will be arrested on your return to the US.

You can get a plane ticket for $54? I thought they were at least like 200 to go anywhere at all

>No way would I fly on a 2.3 star-rated airline. The other airlines in America are 2.4 stars.
Oh I forgot Spirit has the newest planes too. Thanks for keeping the seats open for me.

What does an abortion have to do with interstate commerce? Again if PF can be arrested for "intent to riot" then sluts can be arrested for "intent to abort".

Difference is there's no "international" constitution. There is a federal constitution, and it explicitly forbids states to regulate interstate commerce. See

>Thanks for keeping the seats open for me.
manlet detected.

It's Spirit Airlines. They'll rape you with fees to make up for the low ticket price.

Do you really care how you sit for 3-5 hours. Like what softsacks you guys are.

Spirit is the closest thing to public transportation in the sky.

Bring a big carry on because male. Hmm no extra fees. Funny that.

looking at a map
and knowing that mexico and canada allow abortions
the farthest anyone will be from an abortion clinic is 500 miles
you can drive that in 10 hours, rent a motel room, and drive back the next day

Of course we can’t stop all abortions, but it’s about being a state of integrity

All airlines in America are the same shit. But you have to make yourself seem better than others by denying reality.

Because they intended to riot within the state.

Sluts don't even want to pay for birth control. Paying $27 for anything that doesn't have at least 4oz of vodka in it is pretty steep for them.

>Do you really care how you sit for 3-5 hours
Yes I do. How tall are you?
Also I care about the overall experience. Commercial flight is little better than an urban bus stop now. Last time I was at ORD there was an obese negress twerking on the waiting area seats. That’s not a good way to spend my time.

>spirit
>niggers on a plane
No

>You cannot be arrested for going to a legal brothel in NV or smoking weed in colorado.
they will deny you a firearm however

Redditors can't afford 27 dollars

CROSSING STATE LINES REEEEEEE

Being seat next to a feral nigger is not just smelly it's dangerous.

>Again if PF can be arrested for "intent to riot" then sluts can be arrested for "intent to abort".
Yep that’s an air tight legal defense you have there. You win this thread.

>A state cannot regulate what happens in another state.
historically they arrest the person when they return like a tax evasion style thing and since state governments are always corrupt this usually works out because nobody cares about justice they only care about their views

>Last time I was at ORD there was an obese negress twerking on the waiting area seat
You were in Chicago. There are obese blacks everywhere.
You can buy a gun across state lines. It is a pain in the ass, but it can be done. This is because the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (not states) can regulate interstate commerce.
You seem to really struggle with this concept.

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Depends on how 'life' gets defined in those states. if you leave your state to go 'murder' a child in another state, yeah you're going to get arrested upon return. Smoking weed/banging escorts are victimless crimes - killing babies is not. They would need to tweak or adjust their murder statute, but it could happen.

This is just speculation, mind you.

I am now imagining a plane full of pregnant nigger bitches two of them actually giving birth in the toilet all heading to the cheapest abortion clinic in the nation with just one white Canadian couple in the middle of it all panicking because they had no idea what flight they booked.

They've got a LOT of things they can hit you with fees for
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Personally I'll just go with Alaska Airlines. Comfy seats, friendly flight attendants, and no bullshit fees.

I'm 6-2 and on gear so large enough to not be considered small. What's the big deal? Just stop shitting on on airline that exists to make travel cheap, because I know everyone likes to spend more for the same shit.

>historically they arrest the person when they return like a tax evasion style thing and since state governments are always corrupt this usually works
You are both wrong and stupid. If I live in texas but I travel to oklahoma to murder someone before returning to texas I can be arrested in texas on a warrant from oklahoma. I would then be extradited to oklahoma to face charges there.

Abortion isn't "interstate commerce". It's beyond the scope of federal power.

low efort maymay

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Generally speaking, "murder" is the jurisdiction of the state where the "murder" occurred. Or it's the jurisdiction of the feds if it involves crossing state lines.