Even Elmo got the vaccine. What’s your excuse?
Elmo got the covid vaccine today
Oliver Sullivan
Jace Johnson
>What’s your excuse?
Fuck you.
Eli Morales
Now Elmo’s heart will be a million times bigger!
Juan Rivera
I heard Elmo collapsed and died in a pick up basketball game. Cause unknown
Isaiah Rodriguez
Thomas Richardson
Henry Turner
This is fucking sad
Julian Edwards
Elmo cant get blood clots and adverse affects because he a puppet
Daniel Edwards
kek'd and check'd, nice full house
Matthew Torres
I guess they're retiring the character
Noah Taylor
jewish time rituals have cost Elmo his soul
Ian White
Wuhan = capital of Hubei!
Year 1331: Black Death first appeared in Hubei, China, the same province that covid supposedly came from.
The word "black" first appears in the King James Bible in Leviticus 13:31:
“And if the priest look on the plague of the scall, and, behold, it be not in sight deeper than the skin, and that there is no black hair in it; then the priest shall shut up him that hath the plague of the scall seven days:”
Uvalde, TX (Central Daylight Time, GMT-5:00)
total eclipse starts 13:29
point of maximum eclipse (midpoint) 13:31
total eclipse ends 13:33
duration of totality: 4m 15.1s
Buffalo shooting happened 1 year, 331 days before the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse.
USING THE LATIN "KEY OF AGRIPPA" CIPHER:
"jesus the messiah" = 1331
"thirteen thirty one eclipse" = 1331
"three hundred ninety three" = 1331
"enneadecaeteris" = 393
Enneadecaeteris is the Greek word for the Moon's 19 year-long Metonic cycle.
"one thousand three hundred thirty one" = 1919
19 cops supposedly waited outside while 19 kids were killed in Uvalde. On 9/11/2001, the official story is that there were 19 Islamic hijackers.
"brotherhood of death" = 611
"ad majorem dei gloriam" = 1016
^ official jesuit Latin motto (for the greater glory of God)
"eclipse" = 192
Uvalde headlines: "19 children, 2 adults killed"
shooting happened 192 days after governor Abbott's b-day.
"Robb" = 134
"Coahuila governor" = 1304
the Uvalde shooting happened 134 days after the anniversary of the Coahuila school shooting.
The 2023 Annular Solar Eclipse over Uvalde belongs to Saros cycle series #134.
"uvalde" = 930
The Sun is 93 million miles away from earth on average and the first man to estimate and calculate this distance was "CHRISTIAAN Huygens." The jesuits are a Sun worshiping cult (church on SUNday, Christmas is celebrated on the winter solstice aka the birth of the Sun instead of Jesus's true biblical 9/11, 3 BC b-day).
let A=1 up to Z=26:
"solar eclipse" = 134
"uvalde texas" = 134
Jose Hill
"Totality and maximum eclipse: The Moon completely covers the disk of the Sun. Only the Sun's corona is visible. This is the most dramatic stage of a total solar eclipse. At this time, the sky goes dark, temperatures fall, and birds and animals often go quiet. The midpoint of time of totality is known as the maximum point of the eclipse."
Kevin Rodriguez
The Nov 30, 1331 Total Solar Eclipse was the longest solar eclipse to ever exclusively pass over land.
1331 is 11^3, kinda like how Nov 30 is 11/30 (in number symbolism, 0 is ignored)
"november thirtieth" = 1331 (Key of Agrippa)
Coahuila is right next to the point of greatest eclipse for the 2024 TSE.
both Coahuila 2020 shooter and Uvalde 2022 shooter have the surname Ramos.
the town of Uvalde, TX is named after Coahuila's former governor, Juan de Ugalde.
let Z = 1st prime number up to A = 26th prime num
"representative of the son of god" = 1331
"SATANIC" CIPHER:
666 is the 36th triangular number
6+6+6 = 18
the 18th prime number is 61
let A=36 up to Z=61:
"satanic gematria" = 666
"saint peter was the vicar of jesus" = 1331
"blood sacrifice" = 611
"eclipse" = 314
Nathan Gray
Reported for encouraging self-harm
Brandon Brooks
>Joe rogan is not a doctor
Also
>Ewmo says get the vwaccine!
Jose Perez
Bentley King
Exact center of Robb Elementary School is 3.22 km from Masonic Lodge #472.
Uvalde shooting happened 322 days after George W Bush's b-day.
"Skull and Bones" aka "Order 322" aka "The Brotherhood of Death" is the oldest secret society at Yale.
George W Bush wrote in his autobiography, "[In my] senior year I joined Skull and Bones, a secret society; so secret, I can't say anything more."
In Kabbalah (the etymological origin of "cabal"), the Tree of Life has 3 pillars and 22 paths.
Genesis 3:22:
“And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:”
Will Byers, the "Stranger Things" character, is born March 22 (3/22). His "True Sight" power lets him "see the Ethereal Plane" and view the Upside Down.
Hermes Trismegistus on the Emerald Tablet:
"As above, so below. As within, so without. As the universe, so the soul."
"masonic" = 223 (Key of Agrippa)
let A=1 up to Z=26:
"skull and crossbones" = 223
"the synagogue of satan" = 223
Ryan Morris
So sads.
Zachary Perry
Jacob Harris
elmo isn't real, just like the gene therapy
Dominic Gonzalez
Landon Morgan
This is the gayest thing Elmo has done and he spent years with a gay black man in his ass.
Ian Allen
>Elmo got the vaccine today
>Elmo's heart feels a little funny
Caleb Mitchell
Well this was a fun thread untill christcuck came, hide your children.
Owen Davis